I don’t know about water pressure, but it’s hard to find proper hot water in most garages 
gardun:
I don’t know about water pressure, but it’s hard to find proper hot water in most garages
well why not fire off an e-mail complaining about the situation then 
welshboyinspain:
gardun:
I don’t know about water pressure, but it’s hard to find proper hot water in most garageswell why not fire off an e-mail complaining about the situation then
The following has been sent to a company that I’d rather not mention
Dear Sir
I am a frequent user of your many service stations and the washing facilities you offer. I am, however, disappointed to find that the temperature of the water in these establishments is somewhat lower than it used to be.
I recently had occasion to fill a washbasin to wash the previous day’s underwear and found the temperature too low to remove the bulk of the skid marks. Adding more hot water simply caused the water to run out of the overflow.
This situation is not acceptable and simply results in many truckers having to wear damp underpants. I look forward to your comments regarding this change in company policy.
switchlogic:
jimboy124:
Thank you SWITCHLOGIC and ORYS For taking my thread in a different direction …Nice one …
Your welcome my good man, any time.
I am going to sneak up on you on the Stena Adventura a push a great big cake in your mush !!
jimboy124:
switchlogic:
jimboy124:
Thank you SWITCHLOGIC and ORYS For taking my thread in a different direction …Nice one …
Your welcome my good man, any time.
I am going to sneak up on you on the Stena Adventura a push a great big cake in your mush !!
Mmmm please do, calorific.
I am surprised no one has mentioned the International Fuel Nozzle rectifier,available in white for night use and flourescent in the interests of Health n’Safety…Gentlemen just get yourself a TENNIS BALL fits perfectly Worldwide.
switchlogic:
jimboy124:
switchlogic:
jimboy124:
Thank you SWITCHLOGIC and ORYS For taking my thread in a different direction …Nice one …
Your welcome my good man, any time.
I am going to sneak up on you on the Stena Adventura a push a great big cake in your mush !!
Mmmm please do, calorific.
It will probably have a bit of gravy on it as well … if you know what i mean
or i could make my own fairy cake or jamican sponge and jam that right in the old mush !!
gardun:
welshboyinspain:
gardun:
I don’t know about water pressure, but it’s hard to find proper hot water in most garageswell why not fire off an e-mail complaining about the situation then
The following has been sent to a company that I’d rather not mention
Dear Sir
I am a frequent user of your many service stations and the washing facilities you offer. I am, however, disappointed to find that the temperature of the water in these establishments is somewhat lower than it used to be.
I recently had occasion to fill a washbasin to wash the previous day’s underwear and found the temperature too low to remove the bulk of the skid marks. Adding more hot water simply caused the water to run out of the overflow.
This situation is not acceptable and simply results in many truckers having to wear damp underpants. I look forward to your comments regarding this change in company policy.
You forgot to mention that in europe, especially Poland, the temperature is much higher.
Saaamon:
You forgot to mention that in europe, especially Poland, the temperature is much higher.
I can’t confirm that, regarding washing underpants. You know, in Poland we do have laundry facilities on the truck stops 
orys:
Saaamon:
You forgot to mention that in europe, especially Poland, the temperature is much higher.I can’t confirm that, regarding washing underpants. You know, in Poland we do have laundry facilities on the truck stops
I never mentioned Polish underpants
gardun:
orys:
Saaamon:
You forgot to mention that in europe, especially Poland, the temperature is much higher.I can’t confirm that, regarding washing underpants. You know, in Poland we do have laundry facilities on the truck stops
I never mentioned Polish underpants
Yeah, you mentioned Welsh underwear - it’s clearly said that it has skidmarks 
Having read the post I can appreciate the problems of having to hold the fuel nozzle. In fact I had to do it once at the very same said North Watford Gap, times two, cos it was a twin tank unit. My hands were aching afterwards when I went back in the kiosk I cussed up a storm over it, and the attendant said they were supposed to be fixed and gave me a free cup of tea for my trouble, but no, it’s no joke stanging there for 12-15 minutes hanging on to a fuel nozzle, especially at half three in the morning 
switchlogic:
jimboy124:
switchlogic:
jimboy124:
Thank you SWITCHLOGIC and ORYS For taking my thread in a different direction …Nice one …
Your welcome my good man, any time.
I am going to sneak up on you on the Stena Adventura a push a great big cake in your mush !!
Mmmm please do, calorific.
Don’t get your hopes up, there is no way he is going to shove a cake in your face when he has the option of eating it himself. It’ll go down his neck like he was in the final stretch of the World Cake Eating Championships with just the fat guy from the USA to beat.
Coffeeholic:
Don’t get your hopes up, there is no way he is going to shove a cake in your face when he has the option of eating it himself. It’ll go down his neck like he was in the final stretch of the World Cake Eating Championships with just the fat guy from the USA to beat.
But there is always chance that he wants to have two pleasures at one time: he will shove that cake in his face, then lick it out of it
Coffeeholic:
switchlogic:
jimboy124:
switchlogic:
jimboy124:
Thank you SWITCHLOGIC and ORYS For taking my thread in a different direction …Nice one …
Your welcome my good man, any time.
I am going to sneak up on you on the Stena Adventura a push a great big cake in your mush !!
Mmmm please do, calorific.
Don’t get your hopes up, there is no way he is going to shove a cake in your face when he has the option of eating it himself. It’ll go down his neck like he was in the final stretch of the World Cake Eating Championships with just the fat guy from the USA to beat.
I wish could put that jpeg up with pot meeting mr kettle!!!
Job done!
94 posts about how to hold the trigger open when filling up. FFS. 
Just use a ■■■■■■■ block of wood or coin like everyone with any intelligence does instead of writing 18 page letters to CEOs round the world. I mean come on man, seriously?
Rob K:
94 posts about how to hold the trigger open when filling up. FFS.
Maybe you should stick to the romantic love interest posts, they seem to bring out the best in you. Leave the pointless arguments to us big boys.
Watford Gap Northbound this morning about 06:45, pump 16, and I was all ready with my trusty 10 pence piece when I discovered that the trigger lock was indeed working. How does that fit in to the H&S ■■■■■■■■ they came out with in their reply then.
Just to keep on Rob’s good side there was a really fit women in her early 40’s in the queue behind me while I was waiting to pay and get my coffee. We shared a moment when she stretched and made what can only be described as an orgasmic type noise. I asked if she was okay and she grinned and said I needed that. I told her it had worked for me too and should we now share a cigarette. She laughed at that and said maybe we should, I suspect the use of some kind of love eggs. Does anyone know who she is so i can stal… err, I mean find her and see if that moment could lead anywhere?
Coffeeholic:
Watford Gap Northbound this morning about 06:45, pump 16, and I was all ready with my trusty 10 pence piece when I discovered that the trigger lock was indeed working. How does that fit in to the H&S ■■■■■■■■ they came out with in their reply then.Just to keep on Rob’s good side there was a really fit women in her early 40’s in the queue behind me while I was waiting to pay and get my coffee. We shared a moment when she stretched and made what can only be described as an orgasmic type noise. I asked if she was okay and she grinned and said I needed that. I told her it had worked for me too and should we now share a cigarette. She laughed at that and said maybe we should, I suspect the use of some kind of love eggs.
Would a “love egg” fit in the trigger though ?