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OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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Hey up , - " bonnie lass strikes back " . :open_mouth: :unamused: :exclamation: :exclamation:
Now , all these calories from eating the choccy has certainly set her mind into overdrive.
Note , that, I say mind , and not use the word " brain " . :open_mouth: :unamused: :laughing:

bonnie lass has tried to back brados and C.W.M. into a corner , - but where is a corner in a RING ? :laughing:
Is she running around in circles , and chasing the elusive crave for more choccy ? :unamused:

O.K. , bonnie lass , I know I failed to buy you a stick of rock when in Blackpool , and I apologise for the error. But , as you prefer choccy to sticky , tasteless candy , then I`ll endevour to put things right. :slight_smile:

As a measure ( NO pun intended here :unamused: :smiley: :wink: :wink: ) of proof , please send me a length of string to back-up your claim that your middle measure has not increased/decreased lately.

With reference to the allegation that you were left on your tod…to win, …, - well there is nothing in the Rule Book which states that we cant go on a break ` . :open_mouth: :unamused: Ask Jeremy Kyle that . :blush: :laughing: :laughing:

Anyway ,…you`re here again , bonnie lass,…so,…WELCOME BACK . :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

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Yup, I’m back…ish CWM, :sunglasses:

cattle wagon man:
bonnie lass has tried to back brados and C.W.M. into a corner , - but where is a corner in a RING ? :laughing:

Eh!!!.. corner!!! in a ring :confused: :confused: … :bulb: wouldn’t it be easier in a triangle :sunglasses: :unamused: so I can keep an eye on you two :open_mouth: :confused: :exclamation: :exclamation: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:

Ooookay CWM :unamused: so no rock then …your right :confused: , I do prefer choccy than rock :stuck_out_tongue: :blush:

:bulb: [--------------------------]Told you so!! :stuck_out_tongue: :sunglasses: :wink: :grimacing: :grimacing:
How’s that for an accurate middle measurement then :blush: :grimacing: :grimacing: …See I was right :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :unamused:

Anyway, there’s nowt in rule book to say that yer can’t win, if yer left on tod for days :sunglasses: :unamused: Br can verify that , can’t you br…br…b…where he gone now :exclamation: :question: :confused: :unamused: :unamused:

Awwwwww, thanks for the welcome back CWM, I could hear you shout from across country :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Oh by the way…I’m last…still… :stuck_out_tongue: … :grimacing:

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Thanks for the measurement you sent me via the computer screen. :slight_smile: :confused:
Only , a couple of problems here . :unamused:

  1. The calculation, - Imperial , or Metric :question:
  2. The calculation, - Did you check :question: My computer screen is a w - i - d - e - s - s - c - r - e - e - n ,
    therefore the measurement appears innaccurate. :blush:

I shall have to ask brados for a second opinion. :slight_smile: :unamused: :blush:

One other question , - does hessian rope stretch THAT much ? :open_mouth: :confused:

Tin hat now on head ,… :unamused: and heading for underground bunker .

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Problems eh! :confused: :sunglasses: okay answers below…

  1. The measurement calculation,…Mmmmmmmm…‘string’ you said!! :unamused: :unamused:
    So I adjusted it to fit the screen :wink:

  2. Wide or narrow screen dosen’t matter :sunglasses: because the overall picture is summat like this

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Overall veiw all in proportion…so everything’s good…

I think maybe br is still on the train :open_mouth: :confused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

And I’ve won again :stuck_out_tongue: … :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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bonnie lass:
And I’ve won again :stuck_out_tongue: … :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Ah, now well - not quite! :laughing:

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Hi br :slight_smile:) :slight_smile:)

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bonnie lass is having liquid trouble on her laptop. :confused: :cry: :blush: :blush: :unamused:
Anyone got any Blotting Paper , please ■■

Like (happy :question: ) reading on her laptop, - all the words come flooding back to bonnie lass. :cry: :unamused: :confused: :blush:

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Cup of tea straight over the notepad( mini laptop). I think its the end of it , I’m Absolutely gutted :frowning:( :frowning:( :frowning:(, It’s less than a year old, & keeps me in contact with …everyone & everything!!!

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Oh dear ! :cry: :cry:
Our bonnie lass has certainly had bad luck. :frowning:
Now , was she trying to claim " Last Person to… " , or was she admitting defeat that she
won`t win ■■

Whatever she intentions , or the damage to her Laptop ,…WE ARE MISSING YOU BONNIE LASS :cry:

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cattle wagon man:
Oh dear ! :cry: :cry:
Our bonnie lass has certainly had bad luck. :frowning:
Now , was she trying to claim " Last Person to… " , or was she admitting defeat that she
won`t win ■■

Whatever she intentions , or the damage to her Laptop ,…WE ARE MISSING YOU BONNIE LASS :cry:

I agree :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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bonnie lass…bonnie lass…wherefore are t tho :cry: :cry: :question: :question:

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Groetjes uit België !!

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I am still last! :laughing:

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:slight_smile:) :slight_smile:) :slight_smile:)

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Not quite. :laughing:

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Bugger!!! :wink:

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Now, now,…brados !! No bad language when bonnie lass is ( or isnt ) about :exclamation: She doesnt swear , …or at least she doesnt swear unless it slips out` . :blush: :unamused: :open_mouth: :exclamation:

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cattle wagon man:
Now, now,…brados !! No bad language when bonnie lass is ( or isnt ) about :exclamation: She doesnt swear , …or at least she doesnt swear unless it slips out` . :blush: :unamused: :open_mouth: :exclamation:

Lol, is that with or without choccy? :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:

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brados:

cattle wagon man:
Now, now,…brados !! No bad language when bonnie lass is ( or isnt ) about :exclamation: She doesnt swear , …or at least she doesnt swear unless it slips out` . :blush: :unamused: :open_mouth: :exclamation:

Lol, is that with or without choccy? :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:

Lol. :laughing: :exclamation: Unsure about that , brados . :laughing: :unamused:
Maybe the hormones in choccy have a part to play . :confused:

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Good morning all , & a nice one it is too , with me last!! :slight_smile:) : -)) :slight_smile:)