Last person to post here wins

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
1621

We thought youd been abducted by some Aliens , or some Essex girls (not much difference). Have a good holiday , lad. Right ,.....thats one declared ,…now wherest rest o them gan ?

1622

Enjoy your holiday br :slight_smile:

1623

Thanks BL & CWM :slight_smile:

Back now and really happy to be home in this land of milk and honey - no wait this is England isn’t it :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

And I see I am last to post again :slight_smile:

1624

Maybe you`re not last , brados, but good try. :frowning:
Hope the holiday did you good, old lad . :slight_smile:

1625

Yeah cheers mucka - glad to be home (not) :smiley:

1626

Welcome back both of you, hope you enjoyed yourselves, did you see my outstanding winning performance lol :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

1627

Now , exactly WHAT was your outstanding winning performance , bonnie lass :stuck_out_tongue: :unamused: :confused: :sunglasses: :open_mouth: :astonished: :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: . Please remind us of your speciality , as were all excited :unamused: :smiley: Who was the judge , and how many choccy bars did you need as a helper` :question: :unamused:

1628

Well…I did hold winning Last post here, all by myself from Wednesday …until the tenth, dont need a judge for that, its in black & white :wink: But got lonley & fed up here by meself, so I ate me Choccy bar :slight_smile:, I did have a choccy bar for you CWM, & one for br too, but you all abandoned me :frowning:, & I got hungry…so that was the end of Choccy bars…

I’m last again :slight_smile:) :slight_smile:) :slight_smile:)

1629

Errr,…“wife duty” called me away from home for 3 days , bonnie lass. :neutral_face: :astonished:
You were given free rein during that time, and not unnapposed .
I do hope that you thoroughly enjoyed the indulgenge of chocolate , as this helped to allay your duration of solitude. :unamused: :confused: :cry:
But,…we`re back :exclamation: :exclamation: :smiley: :smiling_imp:

1630

cattle wagon man:
Errr,…“wife duty” called me away from home for 3 days , bonnie lass. :neutral_face: :astonished:
You were given free rein during that time, and not unnapposed .
I do hope that you thoroughly enjoyed the indulgenge of chocolate , as this helped to allay your duration of solitude. :unamused: :confused: :cry:
But,…we`re back :exclamation: :exclamation: :smiley: :smiling_imp:

Agreed it was cheating really, CWM away on duty and me on hols, but you still ate our choccy bars - tut shame on you, you could have won this thread thinking about it :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I suppose you could always buy more now that were back :wink:

1631

Hi brados , and welcome back from your holidays.
This carrying-on about our bonnie lass … Well I reckon that if she keeps on eating copious bars of choccy, then shell end up having to buy a man-sized` Polo Shirt . :blush: :open_mouth: :sunglasses: :unamused: :wink: :wink:
Only a thought,…, only a thought,… :slight_smile: :wink:

Get yer tin hat ready , brados , cos ah reckon troubles on t` way now . :astonished: :unamused:

1632

Thanks CWM, I reckon your right - I am going into hiding for a while now :laughing: :laughing: for what it is worth I think bonnie lass has a great little figure - phew! That might have saved me but I think you had better think of something fast :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

1633

Ive thought of something fast , brados. Its a Pendolino train :blush: :open_mouth: :laughing:
Theres nowt wrong with making a quick getaway. Now , steady on , brados . Dont get hot under the collar :open_mouth: :blush: :exclamation:

1634

cattle wagon man:
Ive thought of something fast , brados. Its a Pendolino train :blush: :open_mouth: :laughing:
Theres nowt wrong with making a quick getaway. Now , steady on , brados . Dont get hot under the collar :open_mouth: :blush: :exclamation:

Lol the train was good but would it get away from BL? She’s going to hunt you down y’know :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

1635

Yeah, I realise that :confused: :neutral_face: I reckon she can run near as fast as the train. :unamused:
She`s probably sharpening her claws already , so she can grip the track better. :confused:
Only way to placate her is to dip myself in liquid choccy. :laughing: :laughing: :unamused: :bulb: :bulb:

1636

cattle wagon man:
Yeah, I realise that :confused: :neutral_face: I reckon she can run near as fast as the train. :unamused:
She`s probably sharpening her claws already , so she can grip the track better. :confused:
Only way to placate her is to dip myself in liquid choccy. :laughing: :laughing: :unamused: :bulb: :bulb:

I think you probably just got out of it okay, you may have to part with some body parts as well but you will be okay now :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

1637

brados:

cattle wagon man:
Yeah, I realise that :confused: :neutral_face: I reckon she can run near as fast as the train. :unamused:
She`s probably sharpening her claws already , so she can grip the track better. :confused:
Only way to placate her is to dip myself in liquid choccy. :laughing: :laughing: :unamused: :bulb: :bulb:

I think you probably just got out of it okay, you may have to part with some body parts as well but you will be okay now :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Not a lot I can say to that , brados. :smiley: :unamused:
Live dangerously , then surrender ! :confused: :smiley: :smiley:

1638

Seems like you got away with it CWM, either that or she not read the posts yet! :laughing: :laughing:

1639

Aye , bonnie lass is keeping quiet. :neutral_face:
Shell no doubt have summat up her sleeve ready to tackle us. Keep yer tin hat` handy , brados,…just in case… :angry: :confused:

1640

Well well :open_mouth: can’t believe you two thought I’d acutally ate your choccy bars !!! :confused: :unamused: :unamused: When I put them safe back in the box :sunglasses: TUT TUT :stuck_out_tongue: And call me a cheat!!! :imp: when you two went off on hols :confused: :unamused: :unamused: And left me all on me tod :stuck_out_tongue: to… WIN :grimacing: And not even a stick of rock off you :frowning:
And then to say I’m going to need a man size polo shirt :open_mouth: if I eat anymore choccy bars CWM :open_mouth: How could you think That!! :unamused: And just to make certain :bulb: my middle measures just the same size as it was before :sunglasses: :wink: :smiley:

Sooooo who gonna be the bravest to apologies first, I wonder :confused: :sunglasses: And whats this about a train!!! :open_mouth: