being carefull not to bite it
I,ll try not to
because it might bite you back
Hi ho
Hi low
theres nothing worse than a pie with teeth
Horse pie
cow pie
Desperate Dan cow pie
would a cow pie with hairs in it be a hairy pie?
or would that be a load of bull?
Pie
actually prefer S & K puddings myself
You don’t want cake, you want a glass of bubbly to celebrate my victory!!!
Yaaaaaay I’ve won!!!
it was actually Steak & Kidney pudding
BTW, no you haven’t won 
You sure?
think so
Your better off having some haggis
can’t stand the stuff
How about some black pudding