and a big bill for farmer giles
Who can afford it
if he wins the local pub ferret-racing sweepstake
as well as the ploughing match
which had to be re-arranged to inside the pub due to wet weather 
and be closer to the cider
plenty of gut rot in there
Does it count as one of your five a day?
at least 3 i think
With a Terrys chocolate orange and some cherry bakewells we got our five a day
1 potatoe,2 potatoe,3 potatoe,4 
sounds good to me
only if their chipped and fried
mashed is also ok
but would prefer to be roasted
Roast potatoes for me too 
new ones are also ok
with plenty of mint sauce
can’t stand the stuff, much prefer a white sauce
With a touch of salt and pepper