think of Vanessa Feltz 
I’d rather poke my eyes out
she would be better than nothing
really 
I would have thought so
well it takes alsorts
better be molested by her than a bloke
yes
subject to her being the beast available,otherwise no
hell of a beast
big old beast,like a brick s**thouse
all hairy
wouldn’t know
i bet she is
take a strimmer and have a look 
with my eyes poked out that would be an interesting experiment
which wouldn’t be very nice at all
not for her
it would brake the strimmers
That thing would break a tractor mounted flail 