and bail it out with a buvket
with holes in it
which in fact was a watering can…
with matching wellies
And a plenty of media followers
who didn’t bother helping 
Because they were to busy
poking their noses into other peoples…
business and state of affairs
which is sensationalizing other peoples misery
Along with the flood water
and the dampness which will last
into the middle of next year
and then turn to dust
oh goody, a hot summer 
in the boiling heat sweating 
and sores from chaffing
the groin area which accelerates the job…
but you can get creams for that
or some talcum powder to dust on…