mines a magnum , but i am not bragging
this time of day, mine’s a large tea
D.O.M , last one for a week , well done , what prize did you get
a large mug of tea
A slice of cake would be nice.
You lot have got worms. 
and now, a hunk of cheese
Biscuits to follow
jammy dodgers
Chocolate hob nobs
on big plates.
Spinning furiously.
balanced on a stick
Unstable in the wind.
floats away in water
Blocks the drainage system
which causes Cameron to declare funds available…
And the royals to muck in
carrying sandbags to block off…
All the flood water damage