experience comes with age
Correct, plus if it’s not been lubed for a while the easier it is 
Absolutely better to have a model with a few miles on the clock, tried and tested, ready for action. 
Thats sound advice coming from D.T.R., - a Man of the World` !
Commentary from CWM, a man from the Lake District. 
nay,…its Yorkshire Dales fme
Same except for water etc.
& the deep trouser pockets
to make cosy homes for the pet ferrets
Ferrets like me … they give me lovebites 
Ouch!!!
and also stink, as do most of the weasel family.
now you’re deffo talking about my ex!
Was she a stoat by any chance 
You could ■■■■■■■■ ex at 40 paces
sounds a real member of the weasel family
and probably best kept in a cage . 
Aye, strange how some women change after you marry them
- some for the better ,…some for worse . That
s what youre committed to .
Nevermind eh… lets get back to the job in hand here… looks like i’m last again 