Last person to post here wins

[driver-once-more]

if she saw a photo of me she’d throw up!

[dave_the_renegade]

I wouldn’t recognise her anyway .

[driver-once-more]

in which case, neither would I, I have to admit

[flyfifer]

Join the club

[dave_the_renegade]

Now Fiona Bruce I would recognise

[cattle_wagon_man]

You might qualify to meet Fiona Bruce , Dave.
You could be one of the ((valuable )) antique exhibits .

Sorry about that , Dave .

[dave_the_renegade]

No problem Roy, kick me, but not our dog. Fiona Bruce is far more tasty than that creature that used to be on countdown

[cattle_wagon_man]

Never been any malice to kick your dog n You leave our sheep alone

As for cuddly Carol , well I have met her ,… and she`s a wonderful person.

[tipper_tom]

Fiona Bruce is very tidy especially in the ■■■

[cattle_wagon_man]

That`s a bum statement , coming from you .

[flyfifer]

Someone mention ■■■?

[tipper_tom]

Fiona Bruce’s ■■■ specifically

[flyfifer]

Seen a lot worse

[driver-once-more]

yep, the ex-wifes!

[tipper_tom]

She’s not called Fiona but…

[dave_the_renegade]

Tipper Tom:
She’s not called Fiona but…

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She looks a bit on the young side. I like a more mature woman.

[tipper_tom]

Better??

[dave_the_renegade]

Tipper Tom:
Better??

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Now you are showing a mature machine. Probably the same one.

[tipper_tom]

But I spect it all still works. Probably just wants lubricating

[dave_the_renegade]

Plenty of mileage in both of them, just that the one looks a better performer.