Last person to post here wins

a dud £20 note . :laughing: Happy Spending !!

:sunglasses:

Plenty more of them ,…they make good Christmas Gifts to those who
have screwed-up matters at work over the past year. :wink:

Aye ,…that John Bull printing kit I had given to me when I was a kid , is still useful . :smiling_imp:

Will it print my winning speech for me ?

The next person to post on here is a complete bell end!

Ding - Dong

thelongdrag:
Ding - Dong

ditto .

Suppose that means me too :unamused: :stuck_out_tongue:

no he doesn’t after an absence I’m back in front :wink:

have a long and relaxing cuppa , Dave , cos Im here now :smiley:

so am I :smiley:

And I’ve been hiding in the shrubbery ready to pounce :slight_smile:

Brave man stating that :laughing:

sad old man in a raincoat springs to mind :open_mouth: :unamused:

& tie on trouser legs :laughing:

Normally hear about those kind on crimewatch

suddenly tugged by a Rottweiler :blush:

with no teeth and a smelly great bone

  • that sounds very much like it`s Vanessa Feltz - :exclamation:

wouldn’t know,as I don’t get involved with heavy duty motors :exclamation:

she`s built like (and acts like) a battle tank :blush: