I reckon the Arkwright family must own this thread, -
cos its Open All Hours . 
gggggggggood night Chaps , i will collect my winnings on the way out
yep, last again. 
…until my name appeared after yours 
Surprise surprise 
…and I hope it`s Holly ,…NOT Cilla 
Definitively not Cilla two backs
O’yes Holly,very prickly subject 
compared to her cousin , Miss L.Toe
you can kiss this prize goodbye , i am last
in the queue for the first place
And I’m at the end as usual. 
…and then someone comes along and…
quietly picks ya pocket
only to find a dud £20 note
is that the prize ■■ i win
guess again, I win!
Yes , “Driver - once - More” ,…you win…a visit from the Police for being in possession
of a dud £20 note . :oops: :shock:
But , of course , you are not going to tell how you obtained the money . :roll: 
Meanwhile ,…back at the ranch…
what £20 note, guess you must have that, but I got the last post, … he’s all mine!
Congaratulations D.O.M , you win