Ladies tennis at Wimbledon

I was watching the ladies tennis at Wimbledon earlier and there was a really bad wrist injury.

I’ve taken loads of paracetamol but has anybody got any idea what else I can do?

head straight to the nearest pub to your wee boat…pick a fight with the biggest nutter there,once you receive the predictable kicking in the ■■■■■■■■,then that should ease the pain in your wrist…or…next time you go to watch a tennis match,go in late…that way you will be looking the opposite way from everyone else…or…14 tins of stella should do the trick.it can sometimes distract your attention if things get sweaty by trying to work out which one of the williams sisters has the biggest pair of balls tucked away,and have a secret bet with yourself what one might pop out 1st? :slight_smile:

Harry should be watching ladies beach volleyball .

Did you manage to achieve deuce Harry? (See what I did there?)

We don’t care what you get up to in your own home Harry while you are watching t.v. but when you are invited into the Royal Box at Wimbledon then you really should try and control yourself. :unamused: