Ok Ady, I give up, you win! 
Who’s going where this week then? Feel free to post day by day if you like…
I’m starting by delivering one fake Jack Russell Terrier (he’s the wrong colour) to either Newcastle or Darlo, hopefully the latter.
I’m off to Manchester on Monday for an enthralling 7hr instalment towards my DCPC, then working from home for the rest of the week.
Just to gan off piste for a minute Lucy 
How do ya mean ‘fake BECAUSE he’s the wrong colour’’ ?
I’m sure ya know they ain’t all black and white or brown and white, I used to have a black and tan one full thoroughbred, which afaik are rarer…. What colour is he/she?
Another week tramping on the sofa, with some side trips to the pub, supermarket and an unplanned trip to the car dealership to get a minor warranty repair in the wiring that was picked up at the service last week
Oh yeah forgot to say..
I finished yesterday for Christmas. ….
triffic.
Big game on today Newcastle v Sunderland Sky (the ■■■■ s) have put it on ‘Main Event’ which I ain’t got 
, so deciding if to watch on tablet or gan to the pub.
Shopping with my daughter tomorrow with lunch somewhere
Tues off to hospital for a procedure on my eye….not really bothered as I had other one done a few months ago…..(hope they choose the right one, I will see… or maybe not even. Jeez I shouldn’t joke about that stuff.
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Rest of week? Who knows, visit family look up a few old mates from my old home town as I usually do around this time, and generally pretend I am retired. oh and probably spend far too much time on here if I get bored….