Ok Ady, I give up, you win! 
Who’s going where this week then? Feel free to post day by day if you like…
I’m starting by delivering one fake Jack Russell Terrier (he’s the wrong colour) to either Newcastle or Darlo, hopefully the latter.
I’m off to Manchester on Monday for an enthralling 7hr instalment towards my DCPC, then working from home for the rest of the week.
Just to gan off piste for a minute Lucy 
How do ya mean ‘fake BECAUSE he’s the wrong colour’’ ?
I’m sure ya know they ain’t all black and white or brown and white, I used to have a black and tan one full thoroughbred, which afaik are rarer…. What colour is he/she?
Another week tramping on the sofa, with some side trips to the pub, supermarket and an unplanned trip to the car dealership to get a minor warranty repair in the wiring that was picked up at the service last week
Oh yeah forgot to say..
I finished yesterday for Christmas. ….
triffic.
Big game on today Newcastle v Sunderland Sky (the ■■■■ s) have put it on ‘Main Event’ which I ain’t got 
, so deciding if to watch on tablet or gan to the pub.
Shopping with my daughter tomorrow with lunch somewhere
Tues off to hospital for a procedure on my eye….not really bothered as I had other one done a few months ago…..(hope they choose the right one, I will see… or maybe not even. Jeez I shouldn’t joke about that stuff.
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Rest of week? Who knows, visit family look up a few old mates from my old home town as I usually do around this time, and generally pretend I am retired. oh and probably spend far too much time on here if I get bored….
I’ll just post this first before anybody else does.
Had it whats apped to me at least 6 times by different people since full time.
For those who don’t know (or care 
) about football, our new striker scored a spectacular header in the first Tyne/Wear derby for 9 years…..
But in his own net, making us lose 1 -0.
So here’s the inevitable pic of him wearing a Sunderland shirt...oh how we laughed.
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Off to Malaga for a week playing golf and drinking beer 
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West brom then Markham.vale and a magical mystery tour in-between to spin boxes
Well planner has had some sense
Spin round is at Hulwhaite , Mansfield
So on my way to Markham vale
He’s tan. Just tan. And he was born in Ferryhill. Plus he’s tiny and has just buggy enough eyes we’ve a feeling there was a bit of chiwuawua bred in there somewhere along the line.
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What are you inferring by the reference ‘and he was born in Ferryhill’?
And before anyone says anything no, I wasn’t!
Have you been to Ferryhill recently?
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Nice one…did he say anything?
that qualifies as pushing boundaries, they are begging for it though
lol, not my picture, saw it on facetube and it made me laugh
Think I’ll look around and try and give it a go.
Don’t forget to pull the curtains