Maybe i’m just being really childish, but the innuendo in this BBC article is hilarious. Can someone from Dorset please explain? 
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-32549090
“Organisers of a “knob throwing” competition in Dorset hope the current champion tossing record will be broken later.”
“The event also features a knob eating contest, knob darts and a knob-a-thon.” 
"“The knob-a-thon is a lot less strenuous than anything athletes such as Jessica Ennis-Hill or Mo Farah might compete in, but it involves taking part in at least five knob games,”
And, well done to the guy that tossed his knob 71ft
Should not this be in Bully’s?
A Dorset Knob is a locally made hard biscuit and there is a competion for who can throw one the furthest!
The rules stipulate that one foot must remain on the ground after each toss.
Not one hard hat or hiviz in sight.
toby1234abc:
The rules stipulate that one foot must remain on the ground after each toss.
One foot on the ground they all must be big fellas in Dorset
Rule 3 to 4, article A to C,sub paragraph 7 indicates that no tossing of fellow tossers is permited but may be allowed under the judges discretion.
Cheating knobbers will be ejected by on site security and the big bouncer from the Jeremy Kyle show.Steve