Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it’s Colin. 
I had a bet on 3 horses yesterday.
SUNSHINE
MOONLIGHT.
GOOD TIMES…They all lost.
I blame it on the bookie! 
aaaaaahhhhh the old ones are the best
Thank the lord for sir Thomas of Cooper 
