Oops did I post these on the wrong thread.
Dig
Right, I have been told by the matron that I have to stop noising Up young whipper snappers and behave or I won’t get my cocoa and rusks. I have told her it is only friendly banter, but she said not everyone south of the border is that smart as to see that, but surely did we not send missionaries down there years ago to help them. Maybe they missed out some areas, so from now on, no more banter, back to octopuses. When mentioned in our home, everybody’s eyes light up, we always have one at Christmas then everyone can have a leg ( boom, boom). I do believe all this agro we get from down south goes back to Wullie when he gave you a hiding up at Bannockburn, that is in Scotland for those who only do locals. Must go as I need a wee lie down. It is quite hard to type and drink your dinner through a straw. P.s. you will never take our freedom! Joepipe
Bewick:
Where is “CF” when you need him
My money is on the Mack 
King ofThe Road where ok in good weather when visibility was good they used to motor,soon as there was abit of fog they slowed down because they couldn`t see over the long bonnets
Bewick:
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Who’s that [zb] ?
So thats what Carryfast looks like