Kidnapped

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing has moved for half an hour when suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, - ‘What’s going on?’’

Terrorists down the road have kidnapped David Cameron, George Osborne, Nick Clegg and Theresa May. They’re asking for a £10 million ransom or they’re going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.

We’re going from car to car, taking up a collection.

'The driver asks, ‘How much is everyone giving, on average?’

‘Most people are giving about a gallon.’