How do you save Keith Vaz from drowning?
Throw him a buoy.
Did he used to drive for Savile freight in Bristol ?
Reminds of that Little Britain Sketch, when the Politician explains how his Little Politician ‘Accidently’ fell into the little boy.
After finding himself in a compromising posistion with a couple of rent boys and his political career in tatters.Rumour has it Keith Vaz has been approached by the makers of Vaseline too star in their new advertising campaign under the slogan …
“When Vaz finds himself in a tight spot he reaches for the Vas” [emoji2]