I heard that Keith Harris has been accused of touching a young bird 
Rod Hull was â– â– â– â– â– â– â– that ugly bird for years and nobody said a word against him!
And what about poor Sooty, Sweep n Sue 
And dont get me started on Edd the Duck
Don’t forget Bob Carolgees had his hand up that ‘Dog’ for years !
What was the name of that bloke who always had a little boy sat on his knee, was it Peter Brough or Michael Jackson. 
mushroomman:
What was the name of that bloke who always had a little boy sat on his knee, was it Peter Brough or Michael Jackson.
Santa Claus.
mucker85:
I heard that Keith Harris has been accused of touching a young bird
He must have big fists as that Duck’s still incontinent…
