I wouldn’t say that Shannon Matthews’ mother was ugly, but she does have to get her ■■■■■■■■ p!ssed.
I was reading about Shannon Matthews’ mum earlier today, that she’s got 7 kids by 5 different fathers. Personally, I think that’s disgusting…
I mean, what man would want to shag her twice?
It’s Father’s day today.
That explains the massive traffic jam around Karen Matthews’ house.
I hear Karen Matthews is on suicide watch.
You have to feel sorry for the poor sod who has to look at her every 15 minutes.
So, i was at a bar last night and i saw Karen Matthews.
She was so ugly, she spiked her own drink
Pete Doherty has asked for the biggest, cheapest, dirtiest piece of crack to be delivered to his cell… The wardens brought Karen Matthews to him.
The police who interviewed Karen Matthews spoke today.
They said they wanted to rough her up a bit but nature beat them to it.
What has Karen Matthews got in common with Holland ?
She’ll soon be surrounded by dykes too.
Police have decided not to charge Shannon Matthews’s biological father in relation to her false kidnapping.
“It’s not that we can say for sure that he wasn’t involved,” said a police spokesman, “It’s just that we can’t figure out who the heck he is.”
Shannon Matthew’s Step-Dad has recently suffered an even more humiliating fate than being arrested for Child ■■■■. Being dumped by Karen Matthews.
