I swear I’m not making this up, on me way to heinz Wigan today I had to swerve to avoid hitting a HUGE KANGAROO.
Luck and my astonishing driving ability meant that I was able to avoid catastrophe.
Which made my think.
You see I always thought that those trucks that have the roo bars were just big ■■■■■ alternatives.
But I was wrong, where can I get one?
Yer I tell you were to get one MR ZIPPO try trux and no it’s not an extension of my ■■■■■ I just like the look of it on my truck.
And as taking the mick about kangaroo’s you may jest but a friend of mine hit an ostrich on the M56 near Runcorn about 2 years ago he say if he had an bullbar fitted to his truck he say the damage would have been not as bad 
Hmm ok.
Fair enough if your into the front of your truck looking like a chain link fence bud.
It flots my boat and I don’t give a rats ■■■ what you and anybody else thinks its my dosh and I will spend it how I like.
tanktrotter:
It flots my boat and I don’t give a rats ■■■ what you and anybody else thinks its my dosh and I will spend it how I like.
No you’re right, good for you, come to think of it,what about the lion in Essex?
Hit that bugger and you would know it.
Hold on,---- it was a big tabby.
Just like the ostrich I mean chicken.
zippo:
I swear I’m not making this up, on me way to heinz Wigan today I had to swerve to avoid hitting a HUGE KANGAROO.
Luck and my astonishing driving ability meant that I was able to avoid catastrophe.
Oh No ! This means Sonny has fallen down the well again & thanks to you he’s been there all day.
I’m loading up my truck with ropes & jacks & tripod type things, who’s up for a drive along the M62 to rescue Sonny?
Chas:
zippo:
I swear I’m not making this up, on me way to heinz Wigan today I had to swerve to avoid hitting a HUGE KANGAROO.
Luck and my astonishing driving ability meant that I was able to avoid catastrophe.Oh No ! This means Sonny has fallen down the well again & thanks to you he’s been there all day.
I’m loading up my truck with ropes & jacks & tripod type things, who’s up for a drive along the M62 to rescue Sonny?
What’s that ya say skipp?
it had escaped from a welshman. he just couldn’t get a grip, he thought he was in for a good’n with all that bouncing about.
Sheeps, goats, roo’s, tis all one
If you want a rodeo root there’s no need to go to the trouble of bagging a roo, just waft a jar of mint sauce under Dolly’s nose and away you go
DaiDap:
Sheeps, goats, roo’s, tis all oneIf you want a rodeo root there’s no need to go to the trouble of bagging a roo, just waft a jar of mint sauce under Dolly’s nose and away you go
zippo:
those trucks that have the roo bars
Blimey, it’s a time traveller from 1995! 
May have been a wallaby, not as rare as you might think…
http://www.wildlifeuk.net/how-widespread-are-wallabies-t-356.html
Nah
We have rats bigger that that in Grimsby 
tanktrotter:
It flots my boat and I don’t give a rats ■■■ what you and anybody else thinks its my dosh and I will spend it how I like.
one of my old boss’s bought 2 brand new XF 95’s in 2002 and both had Trux bull bars fitted, i thought they were smart as ■■■■
i did Greece in the motor, and if you’ve done Greece you will know there are loads and loads of stray dogs there, so bull bars are handy!
then he got it painted
Did it have a lion chasing it ?
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