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All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy!
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It is illegal to be drunk in a pub or bar.
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Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin.
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In Scotland it is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
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It is illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day
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It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing
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It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
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It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen’s image upside-down.
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It is illegal for a woman to be ■■■■■■■ in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
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If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter.
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In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet.
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The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen.
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It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour.
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In Chester you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
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In Hereford you may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close
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In York, excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
Is it me or is anyone else starting to see a pattern here■■?
Right lets see what else you lot can come up with