Just call me Sir

Well finally after five years of hard study and self sacrifice I now have my new DQC card.

I know all of you out there will think that I have led a privileged life to bring me to this fantastic high in my career and only gained these lofty heights through public school education and an easy move on to Oxbridge, but no I come from a humble background and did this through my own hard graft.

If any of you see me in your travels please do not hesitate to come and talk to me and if any of you need advice I will be more than happy to help you.

Well done, you have achieved a great deal more than a lot of others in the industry. very soon you will receive a discount card from Vosa, which entitles you to 50% off of any future fines. From the police you will receive a 10% discount, and best bit of all is the 70% discount off anything spent in a MSA, so its well worth taking that exam, and of course will teach you a great deal.

DQC? Wow! Well done indeed. Your family must be very proud. It just shows what you can achieve with a little dedication. May I be one of the first to wish you all the best in your future career in the logistics industry. You can now work 15hrs a day!

Excuse me Sir but one thing they haven’t taught you is common sense, your location states “back in the UK” WTF are you doing back here in this [zb] hole? I say this, grovel, grovel bowing as I walk backwards pulling my forelock. I’ll show my ignorance asking what’s a DQC card? The only thing I left school with was a 10yd breast stroke certificate and even that was hooky but still managed to get a good life on the road…happy days, you can send my knighthood to……

Ossie

schrodingers cat:
Well finally after five years of hard study and self sacrifice I now have my new DQC card.

I know all of you out there will think that I have led a privileged life to bring me to this fantastic high in my career and only gained these lofty heights through public school education and an easy move on to Oxbridge, but no I come from a humble background and did this through my own hard graft.

If any of you see me in your travels please do not hesitate to come and talk to me and if any of you need advice I will be more than happy to help you.

May I offer you my sincere congratulations on such a magnificent achievement, it’s a shame that after all that sacrifice and effort your monumental achievement has come too late to be considered for the Queens birthday honours list :frowning:

It’s refreshing to see that someone who has risen to such dizzy heights of success can still be humble enough to be prepared to help those of us who still aspire to rise to such a high level of excellence.

What can I say? Well done that man, I find myself in complete awe of you most stupendous achievement. If only I could aspire to such greatness.

OssieD:
The only thing I left school with was a 10yd breast stroke certificate Ossie

You have a B.S.C.? then I am your servant.

Don’t call me sir, i work for a living

schrodingers cat:

OssieD:
The only thing I left school with was a 10yd breast stroke certificate Ossie

You have a B.S.C.? then I am your servant.

Never thought of that, but its not an Ology, still can I put it after my name?

Ossie

OssieD:

schrodingers cat:

OssieD:
The only thing I left school with was a 10yd breast stroke certificate Ossie

You have a B.S.C.? then I am your servant.

Never thought of that, but its not an Ology, still can I put it after my name?

Ossie

Of course you can along with your Bronze Swimming Certificate.

That’s nuffin. I’ve had more than one DCM and barred. :slight_smile:

Remember if you show your card to the office staff at any RDC then you will be whisked away to the " real drivers " room !! :wink:

where your every need will be catered for including…

a tv with a remote control !!

free hot food and drinks fit for human consumption !!

free wifi that works !!

and a sensual massage to ease the tension built up by all those awfull car drivers !!

oh and best part is you will be tipped straight away but you can stay as long as you wish !! :laughing: