A lorry driver goes on a date with a girl, afterwards they go back to her parents place, they were havin ■■■ on the couch when he felt the barrell of a gun on his neck. When he turned around her father said “if your a real lorry driver youll back outta there with a full load”.
hodgeR500:
A lorry driver goes on a date with a girl, afterwards they go back to her parents place, they were havin ■■■ on the couch when he felt the barrell of a gun on his neck. When he turned around her father said “if your a real lorry driver youll back outta there with a full load”.
Hybernate for winter do you ? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. 
Hope is was not a blind side reverse !
It will be ok ,
his oppo is there as well to act as a banksman 
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never cry over spilt milk – get a cloth and wipe it up
we should be in Bully’s Bar but heres another,
How do you Know when a Tipper Driver’s been having it away with your missus ?
answer, the sheets are rolled up to one side and the lights and mirrors are covered in mud.
OK, I’ll go get my coat.