You picked a great spot to break down today my friend 
hope you got sorted quickly and safely.
So much for helping others in need, he would only of wanted a coffee
Not me mate 
, me old girl knows who looks after her and runs like a dream 
Ah, didn’t realise you had more than one MAN on the fleet. Thought it was a one off.
You best pass my apologies for blasting my horn as I passed then