I kid you not. My 6yr old daughter told me this joke this morning. Makes me worried about what else she hears from other kids at school:
WHY DID THE CHICKEN GO TO THE TOILET?
BECAUSE THATS WHERE ALL THE ■■■■■ HANG OUT!!!
Me and the Mrs were crippled with laughter and my daughter couldn’t understand why. Bless her. 
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