I watched intently as the ‘other’ woman slowly peeled off my wife’s nickers, and stared closely as she delicately inserted her fingers into my wife’s fanny.
Naturally, I undone my trousers and started having a tug.
Midwives, eh? No sense of humour…
My dog went missing last night. I spent over 3 hours walking round the local park, calling his name, all to no avail. My wife said I should look harder, so I shaved my head and got a tattoo, still haven’t found my dog though.
Take your time and see if you can read each line below, without making a mistake.
This is this cat,
This is is cat,
This is how cat,
This is to cat,
This is keep cat,
This is a cat,
This is ■■■■■■ cat,
This is busy cat,
This is for cat,
This is forty cat,
This is seconds cat,
Now go back and read the third word in every line from the top down.
