I’ve been seeing this really ■■■■■ girl I found on the web.“Humiliate me” she said…so I’ve just sent her a Blackburn Rovers shirt!
you should have sent her a Manure Nited shirt, it would have been worse 
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nar, they are useful 
Lucky guy…
He ended up with an older woman in Earth Nightclub last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old.
In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and with imagination - found himself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
They drank a bit, and had a bit of a cuddle and then she asked if he’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double.
‘What’s that?’ he asked.
‘It’s a mother and daughter ■■■■■■■■■,’ she said.
, ‘No,’ - he said excitedly.
They drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was ‘Your lucky night’.
They went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?