Joke christmas presents!

my mates wife asked for something useful and practical for christmas so he went out and bought her this

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what would your wife/partner etc say if you did it to themβ– β– ?

My better half wanted an animal-skin coat for xmas, so I bought her a donkey jacket (currently writing this from the dog kennel :sunglasses: )