While i no longer drive wagons for a living any more i do drive up still up and down the country and i am getting more and more annoyed by the service station toilets.
The ones with the touch free flushes, the ones that go off while you are happily there playing on your iPhone while passing your business, the ones that bidet your backside prior to finishing and without asking!!! That sudden flush and split second do i sit here and get my backside soaked or do i do a female hover while it does its impromptu flush!
I am thinking of starting a cause to get them removed.
Whilst shopping in Cheltenham once, my Mrs wanted the loo only to find the queue trailing out the door into the corridor. She decided to check if threre was any disabled people were around (there wasn’t) and decided to use the disabled. Cue an interfering old cow who shouts out “are you disabled?” My Mrs replied “no, but I will be if I WAIT ANY LONGER!”
Have you tried the bogs in Italy, they flush about 20 times before you even get to sit on them. And the water is so cold it could freeze your nuts off.
jimti:
Have you tried the bogs in Italy, they flush about 20 times before you even get to sit on them. And the water is so cold it could freeze your nuts off.
Spacemonkeypg. do what i do. when you first go into the cubicle get a piece of toilet paper, wet it ( using whatever you wish to use ) then stick it to the wall , covering the sensor in the process, it will flush as you do this, but you may now rest your weary bum without fear. hope this helps.
I might give the toilet paper idea a whirl and report back on its results !!
Yeah the ones in Italy are a little odd to say the least, mind France’s are in general hanging, Spain wipe their backsides and place it in a waste paper basket and Germany have these electric whirl round ones, needless to say before anyone asks no i have not been spun round on a German toilet lol and i am not a public lavatory expert.
there is already something out there called an iPood. I work for an outdoor and camping shop and we sell a little titanium folding trowel thing supposedly for clearing away dog [zb] whilst out camping, great for the all the gear no idea crowd
there is already something out there called an iPood. I work for an outdoor and camping shop and we sell a little titanium folding trowel thing supposedly for clearing away dog [zb] whilst out camping, great for the all the gear no idea crowd
