Wardaddy:
Eagerly awaiting one of Trucknets’ Sunshine Bus occupants to tell us why the driver should be arrested…
we have a bus ?
Well not exactly, just a cardboard box that the ■■■■ members sit in and make mrrrr mrrr noises. Trouble is they dribble so much the cardboard goes soggy.
dozy:
I thought having a healthy lifestyle was better for you
Jim Fixx, the inventor of jogging, died in 1984 aged 52. Not a good role model.
The inventor of jogging? Jogging is running, I thought mankind had been doing that since…well, since things chased us trying to eat us, which must be a good few thousand years ago at least!