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Lorry Drivers

toowise:
Haven’t seen the seafood salesman in any pubs and clubs recently,

Remember the hilarious quips he received, …

Have ya got crabs mate?

Got any mussels on ya, ■■■■?

Jeez mate, thought my missus had walked in then, frightened the life out of me !

Was a bloke still doing it in Shepherds Bush about 5 years ago, don’t know if he still does though.

try these

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The guys driving the bus and truck chassis’s about were still going in the late eighties.

malcolmgbell:
Flag man

I hear they’re bringing them back in Islington.

Sixties boy:
The guys driving the bus and truck chassis’s about were still going in the late eighties.

they certainly were used to see them regular heading south on the m6. every time I saw one it made me think of the moon buggy.

Milkman

Corona pop man

Park keeper

Police motorway patrols

The bloke from the council who pushed a cart around picking up litter

Lorry Drivers

Sixties boy:
The guys driving the bus and truck chassis’s about were still going in the late eighties.

Complete with crash helmets and a bit of non-aerodynamic plywood!

Night soil man

cracker-bar:
Night soil man

No **** Sherlock !

:smiley:
Apologies.

Policeman !

Executioner … pity about that !!

robinswh:
try these

That top picture looks like a young Rod Stewart…

raymundo:
Executioner … pity about that !!

If we’re out of the EU, we can ditch the yuman rights charter, and instead of a 2nd referendum on Brexit - have a FIRST one on “bring back hanging” for 12-0 juries on mass murder/child murder and Terrorism offences… Maybe chuck “taking bribes from foreigners against your own country” (i.e. “Treason”) as “99 years without parole”. :smiling_imp:

Winseer:
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If we’re out of the EU, we can ditch the yuman rights charter, and instead of a 2nd referendum on Brexit - have a FIRST one on “bring back hanging” for 12-0 juries on mass murder/child murder and Terrorism offences… Maybe chuck “taking bribes from foreigners against your own country” (i.e. “Treason”) as “99 years without parole”. :smiling_imp:

Give them enough rope then hopefully they will hang their selves …