Jobs that no longer exist

Harry Monk:

tyneside:
Not many coalmen left.

Tyneside

Here’s the bloke who delivers my coal. Just had a tonne of it dropped off a couple of weeks ago, hopefully enough to see me through the Winter.

Do,you use coal or some sort of smokeless fuel,on that ship of yours Harry and how much A ton do you have to pay now.
Tyneside

Victualler, Snuffer, Deputy Prime Minster, Liverpool Conservative MP. :neutral_face:

steviespain:
Pools collectors! :slight_smile: Man, I remember them!

So do I, I was one for about six months.

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Man walking in front with red flag

Flag man

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vikingpete:
Pardon my naivety, what’s a wheeltapper do?

^^^^^^^
check this from 2 mins in and all will be revealed my son.

youtube.com/watch?v=JpvXq6yV1oA

Pyramid builder.

Hoplite.

Pikeman.

:stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

Musketeer
Cave artist

Never see any Lemonade delivery men and their delivery trucks now, Hays, Sangs etc. no crates ever tied on the back of their trucks, just placed at set angle from edge of trailer lip and built up, used to think drivers where really good specially as roads where potholed badly round my street. Other ones I miss seeing are the Hurdy Gurdy Men, cranking their old trusted wheel barrow organ, that played well known tunes. :blush: showing my age!

i tried signing on the dole in glasgow for a while a few year ago telling them the only work experience i had was as a shepherds helper.
im still waiting for my 1st job interview after about 18 years.

tyneside:
Do,you use coal or some sort of smokeless fuel,on that ship of yours Harry and how much A ton do you have to pay now.
Tyneside

I use Excel smokeless briquettes and I think I paid £404 for a tonne. You can get cheaper coals but Excel seems to stay in a lot longer.

dieseldog999:
i tried signing on the dole in glasgow for a while a few year ago telling them the only work experience i had was as a shepherds helper.
im still waiting for my 1st job interview after about 18 years.

…Put in for a “Sock Darning” job on the Christmas run-up…

"Whilst Shepherds wash their socks by night, all seated round TV,
The Angel of the Lord came down, and switched it to RT…"

"Fear not, said he, for Brexit Dread hath fogged their empty minds…
Good hidings from old boys I bring - to you, and peoplekind."

I thought dragon slayers were no longer needed until I met the first mother in law, obviously I could not find one when I needed to.

steviespain:
There´s still chandlers, they´re just called something hi-tecchy nowadays. Like, Shipping Logistics, or Maritime Technologies.

No they’re not, still called ‘‘ship chandlers’’ …

Petrol pump attendant
Bus conductor
The road sweeper that walked around with his brush and cart
The local bobby

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Loads of chimney sweeps round here, and they make a killing. Cheapest one is £55 a call out, takes him all of 10 minutes and on to the next.

Still have the old boys delivering coal in sacks on thier backs too, and a petrol station not far away still has attended service. He gets quite shouty when someone pulls up and starts filling themselves.

Another daft question, as someone used to walk the streets to light street lamps, did someone also walk the streets to put the lights out?

Fastforward to 2025------------
HGV Driver.

dieseldog999:
i tried signing on the dole in glasgow for a while a few year ago telling them the only work experience i had was as a shepherds helper.
im still waiting for my 1st job interview after about 18 years.

I think that job market was cornered by the ‘Border Collie’ and they can probably run faster than you as well :smiley:

Haven’t seen the seafood salesman in any pubs and clubs recently,

Remember the hilarious quips he received, …

Have ya got crabs mate?

Got any mussels on ya, ■■■■?

Jeez mate, thought my missus had walked in then, frightened the life out of me !