Job Advert of the year

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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HGV Drivers - immediate Start
Bedfordshire
£18000 to £40000 per hour
Permanent

At last someone paying what the job is worth :smiley:

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Wing and a prayer:
HGV Drivers - immediate Start
Bedfordshire
£18000 to £40000 per hour
Permanent

At last someone paying what the job is worth :smiley:

I wonder if Truckbling knows his job is up for grabs? :open_mouth: :smiley: :smiley:

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more like £1.80 and £4.00 :wink:

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have you applied?

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must have googd English language or not■■?

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:laughing:

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Andrejs:
must have goigd English language or not■■?

If language good not you get is £18000 and nice carp for time of dinner.

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Muckaway:

Andrejs:
must have goigd English language or not■■?

If language good not you get is £18000 and nice carp for time of dinner.

Brilliant ,)

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No mention of the amount of hours or what shift you need to do to get £40k ■■

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lolipop:
No mention of the amount of hours or what shift you need to do to get £40k ■■

You need work in bakery when driving finish for 10hours. On Sunday you wash car in Tesco park car with sponge dirty. You not eat chicken you go get swan from river tasty very.

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lolipop:
No mention of the amount of hours or what shift you need to do to get £40k ■■

The hereafter? :unamused:

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:open_mouth:

Muckaway:

lolipop:
No mention of the amount of hours or what shift you need to do to get £40k ■■

You need work in bakery when driving finish for 10hours. On Sunday you wash car in Tesco park car with sponge dirty. You not eat chicken you go get swan from river tasty very.

Eh? Is someone in Muckaway’s bedroom on his laptop that should be there? :open_mouth:

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Muckaway:

lolipop:
No mention of the amount of hours or what shift you need to do to get £40k ■■

You need work in bakery when driving finish for 10hours. On Sunday you wash car in Tesco park car with sponge dirty. You not eat chicken you go get swan from river tasty very.

It’s almost as if Wakeytrucker is an anagram of Muckaway.

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An anagram of Wakeytrucker is - a turkey wreck

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Winseer:
:shock:

Muckaway:

lolipop:
No mention of the amount of hours or what shift you need to do to get £40k ■■

You need work in bakery when driving finish for 10hours. On Sunday you wash car in Tesco park car with sponge dirty. You not eat chicken you go get swan from river tasty very.

Eh? Is someone in Muckaway’s bedroom on his laptop that should be there? :open_mouth:

No 'tis me Winseer, just ripping the ■■■■ into the gibberish posters who get on here.