It Vibrates Everything Comes Off is so apt.
I got a nice new shiny truck (12 tonner) 6 weeks ago, heres the spec:
90 litre fuel tank.
Original mirrors hacked off and cheapies put on upside down, with the added benefit of being able to see 50% of the body and all of the window channel in em, I had to quote EC2003/97 and defect the truck to get the drivers side mirror turned the right way round.
NO CUP HOLDER.
Turbo that sounds like a cat being strung by its gonads. replaced after 1000 kms and still does the same oh and they found a loose exhaust manifold!
Windscreen thats rather nicely oversprayed, great fun when sun is low!
No gear stick, WTF, I love being stranded on roundabouts somewhere between 2nd and 3rd whilst the electronics makes up its mind, and wtf is changing up when descending with the exhaust brake on all about?
Various plugs not clipped in (diesel pre filter and H/L leveller come to mind).
Rubber seal for roof spoiler not secure, I daren’t take the thing thru the truck wash.
Overhead speaker grilles that randomly fall off, fantastic on the A6 just out of Buxton, I almost pooed myself when one landed on the steering wheel.
Assorted loose screws that rattle around overhead.
Power steering not bled.
ULW in cab sticker read 4460 kg 
, I wonder what they used to set the faulty on board Vanweigh system!
Lettering down the side that seems to have been put on by someone with wonky eyesight.
Oh and lots and lots of brittle plastic, I think it’ll explode into millions of shards if I ever prang it.
Credit goes to Iveco, Guest Trucks and Pro Hire for a fantastic service, hopefully when they stop blaming each other I might get a truck that is reasonable to drive. The real (non sarcastic) credit goes to Pelican at Whitwood for sorting some things out promptly.
If your a fleet manager/buyer and really want rid of your drivers buy them a min spec eurocrappo.
BTW C2 driver looking for work in West Yorks, will drive almost anything.
gearstick is in wrong place , simple answer there garbage .