This random tripe is really bringing the website down. I never really did believe all his fridge engineer stuff and as DD said it was surprising to see peole actually fell for all his/their rubbish and wanted him to post more!!
At least with Dozy (Who I didn’t believe to be UKT) he never came across as thinking he was better than anyone else.
Just my opinion but I like UKt and Joe and hope they stay, sure most of the daft threads end up in Bullys but that’s what it’s for some light hearted banter. They are major contributors to this forum and marmite posters as they may be I enjoy reading them winding everyone up.
Course I’m very ■■■■■■■■ submissive so my opinion should be judged on that basis.
ItsJoe:
I’m writing this for my own protection. I woke up at 4am to have a pee next to my trailer and next thing I know I’m being rugby tackled by some cross-eyed man in flip-flops. He begins screaming that he’s security and that he has a dog. At this point he’s on top of me and I’m laying in my own urine along with the driver parked up next to me. This security guard must’ve been on drugs because he sat on top of me for at least 5 minutes before realising I’m driving the double decker next to him before letting me up and apologising.
I’m physically shaken right now. I don’t think I’m going to get back to sleep.
And yes I’m being genuine. Look at the time I made the post. At least I’m getting a full week off work with full pay. With all my free time I’m going to post quality content on this forum.
Next time Joe just tell him to be gentle,maybe instead of him sitting on you on the cold hard floor invite him into your cab,stick your Barry Manilow cd on and have a banging time…so to speak,may get a bit cramped if you invite the bloke in the next cab and the security guys dog too though maybe have a one in one out policy…so to speak.
wrighty1:
Still waiting on news of why the other driver was with you ■■?
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Do you know when you park up at night at a service station? Well sometimes the only bay can be between two other lorries so you have a driver either side of you. Crazy, isn’t it.
wrighty1:
Still waiting on news of why the other driver was with you ■■?
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Do you know when you park up at night at a service station? Well sometimes the only bay can be between two other lorries so you have a driver either side of you. Crazy, isn’t it.
Personally I don’t park in service stations, they’re a bit noisy and stink of urine!
wrighty1:
Still waiting on news of why the other driver was with you ■■?
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Do you know when you park up at night at a service station? Well sometimes the only bay can be between two other lorries so you have a driver either side of you. Crazy, isn’t it.
Personally I don’t park in service stations, they’re a bit noisy and stink of urine!
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One of the benefits of parking in services is the use of the amenities ie toilets, stops the area smelling of stale ■■■■.
wrighty1:
Still waiting on news of why the other driver was with you ■■?
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Do you know when you park up at night at a service station? Well sometimes the only bay can be between two other lorries so you have a driver either side of you. Crazy, isn’t it.
Personally I don’t park in service stations, they’re a bit noisy and stink of urine!
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One of the benefits of parking in services is the use of the amenities ie toilets, stops the area smelling of stale ■■■■.
I’ve yet to find one that doesn’t stink, really don’t get why people can’t use toilets.