Somebody gee me a shot of a left ■■■■■■ fur a couple of days, ta much.
…2’s up! (after you in English!)
I look like I’ve had my right fore arm up someone/things bottom…
That was the nice thing about using the road sweeper. 
Every year, May to September I have a lovely tanned right arm, and a wimpy white left one!
This is what happens when you forget the after sun cream 
And this is what happens when you forget the suncream!!
Ouch they look tender. You should’ve worn socks then you wouldn’t have had sore feet. 
Ouchy!