Shunting 
, not one phone call from a planner , controlled by the loaders and they’ve got doing a bit / break/ break/ break / doing a bit off too a art , I’ve never felt so relaxed , Said we’ve got another shunter so give us a shout when you want to get off , 
started 3 and I’ll be back and done by 15.00 
, last day and a early finish
Thank god for that !
Got to say I do enjoy the odd shift on the tug. But wouldn’t like to do it full time.
Great news Dozy. Not just for you, but road users in general.
Contraflow:
Great news Dozy. Not just for you, but road users in general.
You giveth and then you taketh away.
Dozy. If you have found that you genuinely enjoy shunting, then I am glad for you mate. However, if you are doing it because it is less crap than the alternative, you are going down the wrong road in my opinion.
Then again, if you are simply doing some fishing, please release me from your net.
Dozy . . . fishing? . . Surely not?! 
Somebody must work for shunter,but mainly it is crap,hard job,some place boring job.
A driver who shunted at our yard last week said he wouldn’t do it regularly for £1000 a week
plus the bird in the traffic office sat on his face twice a day. 
I love wearing Mrs B’s arse as a hat.
Admittedly it is akin to a very large sombrero.
It would all depend on how nice the lady was
axletramp:
A driver who shunted at our yard last week said he wouldn’t do it regularly for £1000 a week
plus the bird in the traffic office sat on his face twice a day.
But can you blame him? 
See? Told you all it was like a sombrero.
Can I have the Wife’s picture back please Rob?
You can, but I’ve laminated it since you gave me it. 
Tune in next week for dozy’s Terberg Tales.
No card in tug so Stobard want me to work 25 hours a day
The turning circle is too good compared to a Volvo and I wiped out the bosses Lamborghini.
Why did my silly boss park his Lambo there.
The yard manager wants me to do 20 movements per hour. Does anyone have the number for the Samaritans.
Can’t wait
Look, you all got to stop picking on Dozy or Rikki will have to put another announcement on here similar to the limper/agency one!
bjd:
Thank god for that !
It was only for the day , but at least I know what job too look for now
Captain Caveman 76:
Got to say I do enjoy the odd shift on the tug. But wouldn’t like to do it full time.
It was using my truck , and just cover for day
eagerbeaver:
Dozy. If you have found that you genuinely enjoy shunting, then I am glad for you mate. However, if you are doing it because it is less crap than the alternative, you are going down the wrong road in my opinion.Then again, if you are simply doing some fishing, please release me from your net.
I just did it for a day , using my truck , I just enjoyed it because I found it much more relaxing than normal , I got a txt night before from planner saying take load into ------ then shunt there for day , all I heard from him
Andrejs:
Somebody must work for shunter,but mainly it is crap,hard job,some place boring job.
They were basically loading tris , then I’d move them too other yard and park them up ready for drivers too come in and pick them up , just had too chuck a few yard straps over them whilst moving them