Well, its my berfday 2day, and i am pleased to announce that , i laid in till midday, got up and had brekkie, then a shower, and generally just lounged around, well ive beeen doing this since last August anyway, whilst awaiting the return of my CCDL from swansea for 5 months, so i opened a couple of prezzies, the missus bought me...............of all things a ■■■■■ cook book, felt like lobbing it in the bin, but dont want to get beaten up tonite, :laughing: Well she has promised to take me out for a meal, perhaps shes trying to tell me something, the cookbook though, is full of absolute crap, and theres no way i would follow any of them, and of course she wasted her money, cos i can get recipes off the internet, but all in all, im not a bad cook, theres a meal everynight ready and waiting, curry, a roast, fresh fish, stew ( with dumplings ) liver + bacon, rice dishes, pasta, boiled pots, roast pots, new pots, fresh salads, russian salad, etc so all good healthy food ( well i think so ) and i make desserts as well, and looking forward to the meal out 2 nite.
Happy womb evacuation day! 
truckyboy:
Well, its my berfday 2day, and i am pleased to announce that , i laid in till midday, got up and had brekkie, then a shower, and generally just lounged around, well ive beeen doing this since last August anyway, whilst awaiting the return of my CCDL from swansea for 5 months, so i opened a couple of prezzies, the missus bought me...............of all things a ■■■■■ cook book, felt like lobbing it in the bin, but dont want to get beaten up tonite, :laughing: Well she has promised to take me out for a meal, perhaps shes trying to tell me something, the cookbook though, is full of absolute crap, and theres no way i would follow any of them, and of course she wasted her money, cos i can get recipes off the internet, but all in all, im not a bad cook, theres a meal everynight ready and waiting, curry, a roast, fresh fish, stew ( with dumplings ) liver + bacon, rice dishes, pasta, boiled pots, roast pots, new pots, fresh salads, russian salad, etc so all good healthy food ( well i think so ) and i make desserts as well, and looking forward to the meal out 2 nite.
Have a good one 
truckyboy:
. . . so i opened a couple of prezzies, the missus bought me…of all things a ■■■■■ cook book, felt like lobbing it in the bin, but dont want to get beaten up tonite,
Buy her a power tool for her next birthday.
Me & the missus have been doing it for years, everyone gets what they want that way.
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Buy her a power tool for her next birthday.
Me & the missus have been doing it for years, everyone gets what they want that way.
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batteries included .■■? sorry couldnt resist it
syramax:
chas:
Buy her a power tool for her next birthday.Me & the missus have been doing it for years, everyone gets what they want that way.
batteries included .■■?
“Did you buy that ■■■■■■■■ to replace me darling?”
“NO, I bought it to replace the washing machine ■■■■■■■■■■