robroy:
As long as you are both prepared to take any old treatment with your kecks around your ankles, and look a complete ■■■■.
Reading many of the wages threads and hours worked/job descriptions on here you have pretty much describe most full timers 
Oi Door m_attt, can you do me a favour. I need my garden fence creosoting.
Can you do it tomorrow, while you are waiting for your 2009 Nokia pay as you go, to ring?
I would do it myself…but I will be at work.
Sorry booked untill the new year. Supprised you can stretch to the cost of some creosote, or is the local food bank expanding its range 
An Agency driver is for life not just Xmas 
Supprised is normally spelt with one ’ P '.
So you ARE an agency muppet then. Would you like me to embarrass you by showing one of your posts, that insists that you are NOT?
Back of the net limper!!
tango boy:
An Agency driver is for life not just Xmas
Asda will have them at Christmas. 
Lorry driver’s aren’t the healthiest of people are they. You get old and fat, young and fat, etc. They can’t afford to eat healthy, nor can they be bothered. They work ridiculously long hours…
Heart attack in the making.