It's alright I'm normal!

One of my more mundane jobs is moving Heras fencing from site to site for a medium sized construction company, yesterday I had to take a load of panels to what I presumed to be an old folks home.

As I pulled up outside a chap opened the gate for me pointed me in the right direction of where there was some building works being carried out. I wandered round the corner following the sounds of construction and walked into a building that was being used a mess hut. Two blokes leapt to their feet and only stopped in their tracks when I announced I had some fencing for DCH.

“It’s OK, he’s normal” shouted one of the blokes presumably to the rest of the builders who were tooling up against me.

Turns out that this place was some sort of nuthouse with Shaun of the Dead type zombies wandering about.

I’ve never been called normal before. :laughing:

classic, PMSL!

A few years ago, our lot were delivering to the loony bin at Fairmile Hospital at Cholsey (now closed and being redeveloped.) One of the loons had got hold of a hi viz and hard hat and was signing delivery tickets and supervising deliveries nowhere near where they should’ve been. A workmate last saw said (very polite helpfull) patient, being chased by several nurses and the site agent.
Must’ve looked like Benny Hill was filming :laughing:
I delivered to a home for similar people on the Bierton Road in Aylesbury about 8 years ago, where a foul-mouthed Macy Gray lookalike in a vivid purple dressing gown hurled obsecenities at the builders. They were told on no account laugh or answer back as it made her worse…so I gave her a blast on my Hadley twins and told her to [zb] off (she went ballistic and I never went back there strangely) :laughing: