I need to buy all the papers tomorrow to discover what has been going on in the UK 
All school teachers have to be listed on a ■■■■■■■■■■ register to get a job. I heard Ruth Kelly defending her decision in a manly voice
The police can now prosecute you for insinuating that the horse they are riding might be gay
Minging Cambell admitted that he liked a drink just like the next man, as long as the next man wasnt Charles Kennedy
George Galloway purring to Rula Lenskas ■■■■■
Maybe I need to get a TV licence 