You could have truly done the geezer proper if you’d been rocking these…
Let me set the scene…
You’ve seen said neanderthal complete this total act of gross negligence and now it’s time to remind him that his actions can only justify one outcome…
Soooo with your feet ont dash, hi viz donned, gestapo box set to poa,
keep it compliant ofc as its an allocated wait I’d bet, so no breaks on the bay here, hard hat on, snorkel, keys handed in at gate, wagon pushed into the bay by hand to avoid excess pollution, idling…
You waits.
Poised over the horn awaiting his imminent return…
Coiled with rage, yet poised with precision…
Then, from across the strip you scope him, falling out the gatehouse, shorts round his arse, lases hanging out, vest doused in this mornings msa offerings, hi viz torn an flapping like a hookers napkin, face like butchered beat…
But your not here for that, your here for that one kill, compliance is your ■■■■.
You coil down, you hold that breath, an ya stretch those toes out tooooo the max too be sure there’s not a crease in them soles, he’s got no chance at missing those like he did them lines!!
He nears the lines again, an as he heads into your imminent range, he swerves em again!!, and with that you release,…
BAAAAAAAM its a double pap pap of the iveco horn and with that he’s now a man down[emoji91][emoji91]
He spins round, looks up to see if maybe its a bird, a plane, or the call from his people?
But nooooo not this time, this time its you and he’s gonna suckle them socks till he knoooows the error of his ways, he’s going to realise the true importance of compliance an drown in your holy matrimony, an your gonna savour every lashing I’m sure [emoji91][emoji379]
Ofc that’s if you’ve even taken into account if he can actually read or not in first place, or wether tbh he really even gives a KCUF anyway?
As let’s be honest, if your not capable of crossing a yard without getting splattered in first place, then should you really be the type working in one, maybe I’d suggest the pictured socks worn upside down in one’s case if he feels such free thinking could cause such devastation…?
Ooooooor maybe he’s got an ounce of non sheeple about him like the rest of us mere cabbages [emoji849][emoji91][emoji379][emoji1787]

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