The Boss of the Israel Navy “Marine-Commander Ram Rothberg” gave order to 3Ships to go at Morning to a 10 Day Maneuver with Italy.
All Night long were the Vessel loaded and fueled up,and at Morning,everyone ready on Board came the Message
“Sorry,1th of April Joke”
Now the Marines sour.
Thanks for that information, could that have been posted in Bully’s bar by any chance.
his posts use to be funny now they have gone beyond a joke, i think he needs to get a life 
wildfire:
his posts use to be funny now they have gone beyond a joke, i think he needs to get a life
He must sit in front of pc all day thinking what drival can I write next. 
bald bloke:
wildfire:
his posts use to be funny now they have gone beyond a joke, i think he needs to get a lifeHe must sit in front of pc all day thinking what drival can I write next.
He is Tobys script writer,but saves the best ones for himself 
what he really meant to say was this. But not many would have understood it.
Bei der israelischen Marine hat es dieses Jahr einen besonders üblen Aprilscherz gegeben. Drei Kriegsschiffe in Haifa hätten ganz kurzfristig den Befehl erhalten, spätestens gestern zu einem Manöver vor der italienischen Küste auszulaufen, berichtete die Zeitung „Jediot Achronot“. Nach hektischen nächtlichen Vorbereitungen sei ihnen in der Früh dann aber mitgeteilt worden, Marine-Chef Ram Rothberg habe nur einen Aprilscherz machen wollen, und es gebe gar kein Manöver.
Ein Militärsprecher bestätigte den Vorfall auf Anfrage der Nachrichtenagentur dpa. Es werde Konsequenzen geben und aus dem Geschehen würden Lehren gezogen. Einzelheiten nannte er nicht.
Die Besatzungen hatten die Schiffe nachts unter Hochdruck für die angeblich auf zehn Tage angelegte Auslandsfahrt vorbereitet, berichtete die Zeitung „Times of Israel“. Angehörige wurden benachrichtigt und gebeten, persönliche Dinge noch schnell nach Haifa zu bringen, Treibstoff und Proviant wurden gebunkert. Als die Schiffe klar zum Auslaufen und die Besatzungen an Deck angetreten waren, hieß es dann plötzlich: April, April. „Sonst hat er wohl nichts zu tun“, wetterte ein Seemann laut Zeitung über den Marinechef.
it sounds like this when translated
April Fool’s joke with consequences for the Israeli Navy
In the Israeli navy has this year been a particularly nasty April Fool’s joke. Three warships into Haifa had been ordered at very short notice, no later than yesterday leak to a maneuver off the Italian coast, reported the newspaper “Yediot Ahronot”. After hectic preparations for the night they had been told in the morning but then, naval chief Ram Rothberg wanted to make just an April Fools joke, and there are no maneuvers.
A military spokesman confirmed the incident at the request of the news agency dpa. There will be consequences and lessons learned from the events would be. Details, he did not name.
The crews of the ships had allegedly prepared for the night under the high pressure applied to ten days of travel abroad, told the newspaper “Times of Israel”. Members were notified and asked to bring personal items still too fast to Haifa, fuel and supplies were stashed. When the ships were clearly begun to leak and the crew on deck, it said suddenly: April Fools. “Otherwise, he probably has to do nothing”, a sailor, according to newspaper railed about the Navy chief.
Seeing as you’re so desperate to get your post count up high, I suspect your daily average is already the highest on the site, you could go and repost all the 1th mistakes you bell end