Is this a driving job?

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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CPS Logistics Ltd

HGV Class 1 Driver

Job description

Job Purpose:
Accomplishes job purpose by performing duties.

Duties:

  • Accomplishes organisation goals by accepting ownership for accomplishing new and different requests; exploring opportunities to add value to job accomplishments.

  • Updates job knowledge by participating in educational opportunities; reading professional publications; maintaining personal networks; participating in professional organisations.

Skills/Qualifications:
Teamwork, Emphasising Excellence, Initiative, Leadership, Customer Service, Listening, Supply Management, Reporting Skills, Presentation Skills, Verbal Communication, Written Communication

Any translations will be very helpful!!!

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£7 an hour

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They forgot to add in duties - take the bloomin truck out the bloomin yard… :open_mouth:

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6.85 an hour more like

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Wouldn’t you just love to get the berk that wrote that pretentious gobbledygook and punch them in the face repeatedly until they stopped moving? :imp:

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the maoster:
Wouldn’t you just love to get the berk that wrote that pretentious gobbledygook and punch them in the face repeatedly until they stopped moving? :imp:

YES!!!

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If they said

Duties:
Drive the lorry
Don’t crash it
Don’t break anything
Don’t upset the customer

It would be difficult to justify paying more than NMW

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davidj247:
CPS Logistics Ltd

HGV Class 1 Driver

Job description

Job Purpose:
Accomplishes job purpose by performing duties.

Duties:

  • Accomplishes organisation goals by accepting ownership for accomplishing new and different requests; exploring opportunities to add value to job accomplishments.

  • Updates job knowledge by participating in educational opportunities; reading professional publications; maintaining personal networks; participating in professional organisations.

Skills/Qualifications:
Teamwork, Emphasising Excellence, Initiative, Leadership, Customer Service, Listening, Supply Management, Reporting Skills, Presentation Skills, Verbal Communication, Written Communication

Out of scope:

  • ■■■■■■■ or ■■■■■■■■ in a service station car park
  • the wearing of open toed sandals

Any translations will be very helpful!!!

Edited for accuracy.

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agree with what the Maoster said,whoever wrote that ad is obviously a suit without a clue of the driving world

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davidj247:
HGV Class 1 Driver

Job description

Job Purpose:
Accomplishes job purpose by performing duties.

Duties:

  • Accomplishes organisation goals by accepting ownership for accomplishing new and different requests; exploring opportunities to add value to job accomplishments.

  • Updates job knowledge by participating in educational opportunities; reading professional publications; maintaining personal networks; participating in professional organisations.

Skills/Qualifications:
Teamwork, Emphasising Excellence, Initiative, Leadership, Customer Service, Listening, Supply Management, Reporting Skills, Presentation Skills, Verbal Communication, Written Communication

Any translations will be very helpful!!!

Warehouse foreman required etc etc…

We ‘would be’ looking for an LGV C+E driver but we aren’t because the Polish have and drive most of the trucks in Europe now.But we’ve put that in the ad anyway using an outdated job description in the hope that we’ll get more applicants for the job amongst the ex UK driver base that we no longer need to drive the non existent UK truck fleet. :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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ugh