Oh, mature as ever EB.
Dipper_Dave:
albion1938:
Dipper_Dave:
I used to love it in the school holidays when I could go to work with my dad, he was a gynaecologist.Did he let you have a little go when no one was looking? My dad did, mind you he was a lorry driver.
BernardHe let me help open the curtains a few times when the ladies where unconscious.
Man !..that IS dark Dave. 
No pun intended on ‘curtains’ either btw. 
Just like to pop in for all the dog lovers out there that I’m unaware of any religion that believes Beelzebub will return as a woofer. Course that don’t mean he wont so if your pet pooch is acting a bit weird there’s a slim chance he has been possessed by old scratch.
Personally I believe he will come back as a badger, dodgy buggers at the best of times. Possibly may come back as a ■■■■■, never trusted ■■■■■■■ myself, warm and friendly one minute cold and angry the next.
Dipper_Dave:
Just like to pop in for all the dog lovers out there that I’m unaware of any religion that believes Beelzebub will return as a woofer. Course that don’t mean he wont so if your pet pooch is acting a bit weird there’s a slim chance he has been possessed by old scratch.Personally I believe he will come back as a badger, dodgy buggers at the best of times. Possibly may come back as a ■■■■■, never trusted ■■■■■■■ myself, warm and friendly one minute cold and angry the next.
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+1
personally ive never been able to trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die…
Had a job with a builders merchants about twenty years ago - tired old DAF and a smell in the cab I couldn’t locate or readily identify.
Anyway in the end I asked the foreman if the previous driver had had a dog with him and it turns out he did. An German Shepherd
Next day I brought the spanners in and the passenger seat was removed and chucked in the back and last seen at the back of the warehouse.
Dirty bloke had let this thing ■■■■ over the seat.
Needless to say the cab was fine after that.
Socketset:
Had a job with a builders merchants about twenty years ago - tired old DAF and a smell in the cab I couldn’t locate or readily identify.Anyway in the end I asked the foreman if the previous driver had had a dog with him and it turns out he did. An German Shepherd
Next day I brought the spanners in and the passenger seat was removed and chucked in the back and last seen at the back of the warehouse.
Dirty bloke had let this thing ■■■■ over the seat.
Needless to say the cab was fine after that.
Did it taste tangy when you gave the seat a quick lick?
dieseldog999:
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personally ive never been able to trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die…
You ■■■■■■■ Diesel. I damned near suffocated I was laughing so hard.
The deed has been done, no thanks to TNUK.
Can I just remind some of you knuckle draggerz that this involved a puppy & not a fully grown, cab happy dog.
nsmith1180:
dieseldog999:
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personally ive never been able to trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die…You [zb] Diesel. I damned near suffocated I was laughing so hard.
always happy to oblige… 
nsmith1180:
dieseldog999:
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personally ive never been able to trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die…You [zb] Diesel. I damned near suffocated I was laughing so hard.
Been living in a cave for the last 50 years?
well the oldies are sometimes the best…?
Dork Lard:
The deed has been done, no thanks to TNUK.Can I just remind some of you knuckle draggerz that this involved a puppy & not a fully grown, cab happy dog.
Just because someone doesn’t agree with you doesn’t make them a ‘knuckle dragger’, or if there is a bunch of them, ‘knuckle draggerz’, you failed gangsta wannabe.
Dog in owner driver’s truck is no concern of anyone else’s. Dog in a fleet motor that is used by other drivers, that’s different.
We really do have an excessive amount of snowflakes these days, such a shame the UK population became so soft, it could have been something so good, alas, snowflakes to a man, no future, no resolve, no initiative, no integrity…Nothing left of a normal UK bod to be honest, they have had everything legislated out of them.
THEY ARE NO LONGER FIT FOR PURPOSE. 
Dork Lard:
The deed has been done, no thanks to TNUK.Can I just remind some of you knuckle draggerz that this involved a puppy & not a fully grown, cab happy dog.
What ‘‘deed’’ are you on about exactly?
Are you telling us that you thought it was so important to take 5 minutes out of your life to actually report some poor sod to whoever?
Or have I got the wrong end of the proverbial completely.
And why exactly do you refer to us as knuckle draggers.? …(or “draggerz” 
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Dork Lard:
The deed has been done, no thanks to TNUK.Can I just remind some of you knuckle draggerz that this involved a puppy & not a fully grown, cab happy dog.
Bring back anyone even ones who fantasize, better than reading this what a fabulous life the op must live so interesting
Dork Lard:
OK, it’s a contractor / owner driver doing strictly day runs, but this one has been seen in our yard with a puppy dog loose in the cab.Is a loose puppy acceptable? Even when waiting to load?
And if it is restrained whilst driving, is it acceptable to restrain a young pup in the cab?
Depends what type of dog it is. …I’ve got a Jack Russell pup and a lorry is no place for a Russell,trust me.
dieseldog999:
well the oldies are sometimes the best…?
+1
I find they don’t bleed at all and are open all year round. Bit on the dry side at times though.
Hey Dipper ask the old fellah how things are now in the gynocological game. Is it like this all flip flops and limpers. I was going to do it but it wasn’t for me. Have Stobart and Wincanton got it all sewn up now. I can hardly look a woman in the eye or I would be in there.
alamcculloch:
Hey Dipper ask the old fellah how things are now in the gynocological game. Is it like this all flip flops and limpers. I was going to do it but it wasn’t for me. Have Stobart and Wincanton got it all sewn up now. I can hardly look a woman in the eye or I would be in there.
Heard it’s pretty much a race to the bottom game now, which ironically is how me old man got struck off.