Inspired by Jazzandy 'Cutting it Fine'

After reading Jazzanys superb account of his first trip, this is my offering:
Part 1
CUTTING IT FINE
1990, Got talked into working for a mate (let’s call him John), a proud owner
operator of a Scania 142, he’d been doing some Greek work and decided to try
Dornacs, (A freight forwarder), Turkish work, (he was a frustrated middle east wanna
be really). He knew I’d done a few Baghdads about 10 years earlier, and he decided
that I was going to drive for him.
The early eighties were probably the swansong of British trucks operating on a
regular basis, carrying freight from the UK and Western Europe to the Arab States.
The first Gulf war almost stopped this trade entirely. Quite a few of the men that had
plied this route were almost forced to go to different destinations, Turkey, having
been a through route for many years, became their cargoes destination!
That decade also saw the fall of Communism in Eastern Europe, making transiting
these countries that much easier, in most cases, although it took some time for their
population to adapt to their new found liberty! Suffice to say, it wasn’t an overnight
transition.
When John told me about his plan, I must say that it appealed to me, it had been a
while since I’d been abroad in a wagon.
I played devils advocate for a while, saying things like “Are you sure you’ve got
enough money? Things can go wrong with trucks, and if it happens over the water it
can cost an absolute fortune”, his answer was an emphatic “Money’s no problem,
don’t worry about that”. I knew him well and he always seemed to have plenty so I
accepted it, and also I stipulated that on no account did I intend to do servicing and
repairs in between trips!
In between trips, those few days were mine to spend with my family, John agreed
and said he would do all the servicing of both wagons himself, as and when
necessary.
Out of the blue one day John turns up at my house and says “Com’on Pete, I’ve
bought another Scanny 142 with a tag axle, for you to drive, and we’re going to pick
it up now!”
And that was that for a few months, Ankara (Turkey) with steel pipes for a gas
pipeline contract, and reload furniture from Timisoara (Romania) for delivery in
Southend, and all that goes with that kind of job (if you know what I mean!).
Meanwhile, John was doing all the servicing etc., of both wagons in between his
trips. I’d managed to get him the use of a proper truck workshop facilities (he was
doing it all in the street prior to this), with access to all the oils, anti-freeze and bits
and bobs needed to service and maintain a truck.
About 6 months later came that fateful last trip in December, 3 weeks before
Christmas. The pipe job had all but stopped and I was loaded for Yugoslavia and
was shipping out on the Tuesday, John was to load and ship for Greece on the
Wednesday. This was going to be the last trip before the Christmas break, shouldn’t
take more than 8 - 10 days at the most.

To be continued?

nice one!

Very good keep going.

Keep em coming Pete.All stories are welcome,especially to us old’uns to keep the grey cells working.Mike

You’ve whetted our appetites. Keep us the good work!

great but dont make us wait to long like Jazzandy for the next episode…

Good one! Keep it coming:-)
Reg Danne

Part 2
Shipping out

I was off, Dover- Zeebrugge ferry, crossed into Germany at Aachen, and finally
stopped for the night at Geiselwind Truck Stop, an ever popular stop for weary truck
drivers which would put British truck stops to shame!
The obligatory Zygainer shnitzel and frites washed down with a gallon of German
Bier,( I had been coached by Dave Chamberlain, an old hand well experienced in
this type of work and lifestyle), this is the life, I thought!
Next morning, it had started snowing, giving the countryside that Xmas card look, by
the time I’d cleared the Czech border it was dark and the snow was really getting
thick. As I was climbing an incline the drive axle started to lose traction, eventually
coming to a stop, lifted the tag axle, still not moving, no problem, I thought, just lock
the diff and away we go, a bit of crunching and grinding…and
skidding…and then traction…we’re off again!
Must have been midnight when I pulled into the ‘Logcabin’,(a popular rest stop to the
west of Prague) it was all in darkness so I just pulled round the back, drew the
curtains and went to sleep!
Woke next morning about 8, the inside of the windscreen was iced over, I wound the
side window down and all I could see was snow, thermometer read 20 below !!
I cranked the engine, started first time, soon get warmed up! Sure enough, the ice on
the windows soon melted away, cab was nice and warm, time for some breakfast,
but first I’ll move and park out of the way somewhere, I’d parked on the through road.
Put it in gear, tickled the accelerator, started tolet the clutch out and…BANG!! What
the f**k’s that?..jumped out of cab to see what’s happened, looked underneath and
there it was… the UJ on the prop had snapped, disaster!!
Will have to ring Johns house (no mobiles in them days) and hope he hasn’t left yet,
he could pick up another UJ and fetch it to me, I know it’s out of his way, but what’s
the alternative? Booked a call on the restaurant phone, finally got through, Johns
wife answers, “John left yesterday on his way to Greece, there’s no way to get hold
of him, till he rings home, I’m afraid you’re on your own!”
A couple of hours went by as I was thinking what todo next. I decided that the best
thing to do would be to take the broken UJ off, ready.
The Log Cabin was a popular stop for the lads goingtoTurkey and beyond, and sure
enough, a Brit in his Ford Transcon, on his way home, pulled in, can’t remember his
name or who he was driving for, but he came from the Purfleet area.
I decided the best plan would be to try and get a lift back into Germany and find a
scrap yard and see if I can buy a UJ.
The transcon driver agreed that this was the best plan of action and that he would
take me…tomorrow morning!!
Oh well, I thought, I’ll just have to sample some of the super Budvar (locally brewed
beer, copied by the yanks and sold as Budweiser, but not nearly as good) on offer at
this establishment…Sheer Hell!!
Next morning, we’re in the Ford and off towards Germany with the broken UJ in a
couple of shopping bags (to make sure that I got the correct part!), didn’t take any
clothes or anything…wouldn’t need anything…be back here later today!

To be Continued…

Great stuff ‘petecud’ :slight_smile: can’t wait for the next installment.

Regards
Dave Penn;

Part 3

Home so soon?

We tried a several breakers yards, they didn’t have anything resembling my UJ, after
some deliberation the Transcon driver suggested “Might as well come to Purfleet
with me, I know quite a few breakers in the area, sure to get one there!”.
I thought, what choice have I got, we will be there for Monday and at least
communication would be easier. “But I’ve got nothing with me, no change of clothes
or anything!” I protested, “No worries” he said “ I’ve got lots of clean gear, I always
come well prepared”…and so it was, we were going back to the UK!
We arrived in Purfleet as expected, on Monday morning, he parked his truck at his
base, and we jumped in his car and went to one breakers after another, none of
them had the same UJ as mine! Nothing for it, I thought, I’m going to have to ring the
Scania repair guy in Stalybridge, John had used him in the past. I phoned him up
and he said “Come up, I know the motor, I’ll have one ready for you” We agreed for
him to pick me up at Knutsford services when I got there . I managed to get
a ride with a wagon loading in Purfleet and heading for Glasgow, and sure enough,
when I got to Knutsford, he was there to pick me up.
Time was getting on by then, probably around 7 pm, anyway, we rolled into his yard,
walked into the workshop and he says “There it is!”pointing to a UJ,… “That ain’t
the one for my motor” I said, “Here’s mine”… as I tipped my broken UJ out of the
shopping bags I’d brought with me all the way from the Log Cabin. “Ah, it’s a Dutch
spec one, I’ll get you one in the morning, take my van home and come back
tomorrow about 10 and it will be waiting for you!” Great, I thought, at least I’ll be on
my way back tomorrow, and I can sleep at home tonight.
Got home just after 8, wife was surprised…pleasantly…I hope! Had a quick shower
and something to eat, then though I’d just pop round to Johns house ,and update his
wife on the situation, so that she could tell John when he phoned.
Gave her all the details, then she said something to me that nearly put me into a
state of shock…she said “ John says have you checked the antifreeze?”…
What!!!..
He’d serviced the wagon just before I loaded to ship out…surely he meant
something else and she had misunderstood him!
Anyway, next morning I said my goodbyes once again,and set off for Stalybridge.
Sure enough, the correct UJ was waiting for me. The Scania man managed to
arrange a lift for me from Trafford Park all the way to Dover!
I arrived there about 7 at night and settled myself down in P&O’s freight office,
anybody shipping out who I knew had to come through here. Wasn’t long before a
lad I knew off the pipe job (again, I forget the name, but he drove for a guy called
Hoggy, or something like that) came through, on his way to Hungary., he was
going right past the Log Cabin…result!!
A day and a half later, we arrived back at the Log Cabin in the afternoon, bitter cold
and a foot of snow, I just chucked all my gear into my motor, jumped into the drivers
seat, put the key in the ignition…then remembered what Johns wife had said to me
about the antifreeze, jumped out, lifted the grill,felt one of the water
hoses…■■■■!..solid as a rock!!

More very soon…

lol…Just love it

Hi Pete.I’m begining to understand the ‘‘blank bits’’ on the trips due to the necessity of a ‘‘calming’’ liquid diet due to the stress. :laughing: Mike

Proably Mike, you know how they say ‘If you remember the 60’s, you weren’t really there’?.. well with me I think it’s the 60/70/80/90’s!
Seriously though, I’m amazed at Jazzandys and lots, of other contriburors, recall of details, like peoples names and exact location of places. I have a job to remember drivers names from the late 90’s, who I worked with! Pete

great reading Pete,keep 'em coming!!!

David :laughing: :laughing:

Part 4

Winter Break?

Decided to light a small fire under the engine, nothing too big, just enough to defrost
the pipes. As the underneath warmed up, I put the new UJ on and tightened every
thing up, ready to roll as soon as it was defrosted.
Everything was thawing nicely, water was dripping off the engine and pipes, kept
squeezing the hoses to see if the ice inside had thawed, patience was the key to this
situation.
Around 7pm, Ritchie Thorne pulled in, (we’d had a cracking session at the Telex
Motel (another regular stop for old Middle East drivers, just outside Ankara about a
month previous, but that’s another story) he asked me what was going on so I told
him the whole miserable tale.
“Have you had a look at the block?” Ritchie asked,“No, I daren’t” I replied.
No sooner said than done, Ritchie had got his torch and was lying on his back in the
slush, looking up at the engine block. “You ain’t going nowhere, my boy, you could
get your hand in the crack on this block!” Not what I’d wanted to hear, but I’d
suspected as much, what with the amount of water that just kept dripping off the
engine.
Less than 2 weeks to Christmas, miles from home, in a lorry with a cracked
block…you couldn’t make it up!!
On the phone again to Johns wife, when John rings her, she’s going to have to tell
him what’s happened and when he’s empty he will have to come back straight to the
Log cabin, and we’ll just have to tow the motor back to the UK or something, the
choice was going to have to be his, how we solved this.
She managed to get the message to him and he agreed for me to just wait there till
he could get to me.
Meanwhile, that meant that I had 2 or 3 days to kill here. In the middle of winter
you’re rather restricted as to what you can do to pass the time, I enjoyed a drink or
two but even that attraction wears off pretty quickly when that’s all there is to do!
Eventually, John arrived, understandably had a little moan about what had
happened, then made his decision on what we would do. First, we will swap trailers
and go to Yugslavia double manned, and deliver the 3 drops on my load, reload at
Timisoara for Southend, then come back and decide what to do then.
So that’s what we set out to do.
I gave John all my running money, I wouldn’t be needing it, but he would, he’d have
a lot to pay out on this trip!
First drop Zagreb went smoothly, even managed to go to a restaurant and have
steak and chips (although, thinking about it, it was probably horse).
Next morning we were heading to Novi Sad, we got tipped without any problems.
As we were setting off for the last drop at Belgrade, and as John was getting into the
cab, a violent gust of wind caught his drivers door, and as it came to a stop at the full
extent of its hinges, the door window just shattered!!

There’s more…

to get all this ■■■■ luck you must have killed a robin sometime … anyway great reading…

Great stuff Pete!!

By the way on some trucks, including 110’s you could shatter the window simply by slamming the door because they were so airtight!

cliffystephens:
to get all this [zb] luck you must have killed a robin sometime … anyway great reading…

I think it must’ve been a full nest or two…this ain’t the end of it by a long way! Pete

Jazzandy:
Great stuff Pete!!

By the way on some trucks, including 110’s you could shatter the window simply by slamming the door because they were so airtight!

Yeah, I’d heard of that happening Jazzandy, but this trip was so plagued by bad luck that you wouldn’t believe.
Just wish I had your memory for the finer detail , and, of course, wish I’d carried a camera.

Part 5

Doesn’t get any better…

Managed to get a sheet of cardboard and temporarily covered the window area,
leaving a gap of about 6” to see out of, and carried, uncomfortably, on.
Empty in Belgrade, decided to spend the night at the National Hotel (another
favourite stopping place in the Belgrade area).
When we arrived, John was feeling a little under the weather and said that he didn’t
feel much like a drink or anything, so he would get his head down, and if I wanted to
go in it was fine by him.

In the National Hotel restaurant, a few Brits were enjoying ‘Georges’ (everybody was
called George, even the women!) hospitality, so I joined them.
Amongst them, was a driver I knew from the Dornac pipe job called Eric,
We’d had a bit of food and a couple of drinks and Eric suggested that he would tow
me back to the UK, he was loading in Hungary and it would save me going to
Romania and maybe save me a day or two. Seemed like a plan to me!

Half way through the evening, John had decided to come in for a drink, after all. I told
him about Erics offer and he seemed to think it was a good idea.
End of the night came, and we were heading back to the wagons when John noticed
his drivers door open, he knew that he couldn’t lock it properly with the window
missing, but he was sure he’d closed it!
You’ve guessed correctly, some scumbag had rifled his cab and made off with his
briefcase!

Luckily, John had all his running money in his wallet and kept that on his person at
all times, in his briefcase were all the CMR;s, lorry and trailer details, in fact all the
paperwork needed on this kind of work and…his PASSPORT!
A few of the lads got their torches out and helped search the wooded area which
surrounds the National Hotel, hoping that whoever robbed his briefcase, finding no
cash in it, just threw it into the bushes, and sure enough, someone shouted “Got it!”,
That was exactly what had happened.

WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG ON THIS TRIP?

Early next morning, saw Eric and me heading off to Hungary and John on his way to
load at Timisoara.
We were soon loaded and heading up to Czechoslovakia, but would have to stop for
the night en route to keep Erics tacho legal for when we were in Germany, being
back in the E.U. meant that driving hours law applied.
We arrived back at the Log cabin late afternoon, the plan was to bar the two wagons
together in the morning and set off at daylight, Eric was enthusiastic for the idea all
the way from the National, he was telling all drivers he met at the cabin of our plans!
Slowly but surely, as the evening wore on, as other drivers were telling him about the
problems and pitfalls he may encounter towing on the autobahn, he was less and
less enthusiastic about the idea, and eventually, telling me that he didn’t want to do it
any more. He was apologetic, and I understood his concerns, anyway, I couldn’t
force him to do it.

Had a lie in the next morning, got up around 9 and went for breakfast, sat there for a
couple of hours wondering what to do next, when about 11o’clock, who should pull in
but John, he must have driven non stop after we parted at the National.
A few coffees later, we decided to top my unit up with water and see how far that
gets us before the engine got too hot, we stocked up with as many water containers
as we could lay our hands on and set off for the German border.

It wasn’t long before all the water had escaped from the engine, no more than 10 or
15 k’s, we topped up and carried on like that right to and through the border, the plan
was to leave the trailer on the border and tow the unit all the way to Zeebrugge
behind Johns trailer.
Which is exactly what we started to do, the snow was falling heavily as we carried on
towards Nurnburg.

By about 11pm visibility was so poor, we called it a day at a rest area.
Next morning, the snow had stopped, things were looking a lot brighter, a couple of
coffees and off we went again. We’d almost reached Geiselwind when the police
pulled us over, “Towing not possible on autobahn, you must use other roads” luckily,
they decided not to fine us or worse, after we gave them our sob story, but merely
escorted us off the autobahn and left us to it.

We found a lay by, and just sat there for a while contemplating just how long I would
take us to reach home using the national roads, it didn’t bear thinking about.
Then I had an idea “Look, we drove the wagon up to the border with a trailer and it
didn’t seem to do any more damage to it than was already done, why not see how far
we get before it stops altogether, it’s unit only, and it’s knackered anyway?”
John agreed, he opened his passenger door to get a 5 gallon of water out, slammed
the door behind him…and blow me…that door window shattered… there we
were…one wagon with a knackered engine and another with no glass on either of the
doors…what a shambles!!!

Having no other choice, we set off again, back on the autobahn, stopping at every
service area, and topping up with water. It was a slow job, but a lot quicker than
being towed on the national roads, and a lot easier. Besides, what more damage
could we do to the engine?
Believe it or not, the Scania never missed a beat all the way through Germany, with
two massive cracks in the block an no water to cool it down, obviously it must have
been hot, but you would never have guessed it!

At least I had all my glass intact on my unit, poor John had no widows on either side
of his, he was freezing!
I gave him my Turkish leather jacket to put over his, I would be cold but at least I
could close my windows!
Eventually, we reached Belgium. For some strange reason, John decided to tow me
again “To save doing any more damage to the engine” as if that was possible, “
Besides, the Belgian police are OK, you never see them” he reasoned.

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