Whilst letting my thoughts wander around unchecked I came up with this idea.
Due to a potential monumentous few days in England’s history with semi and Final days approaching wouldn’t it be a good idea to increase the drink drive limit as a one off (or two off) for Thursday and Monday.
This will allow the sensible drinkers like myself to get totally arrisholed on match night and drive the next day without fear.
Perhaps doubling it as we all drive better ■■■■■■ anyway or at least think we do.
With thoughts like that you don’t deserve a licence.
I found that a good Driver needs a sense of humour!
steve4545:
With thoughts like that you don’t deserve a licence.
WOOOOOSH…
If England win The World Cup on Sunday Dave, (praying as we speak 
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the whole ■■■■ country will be at a standstill with record number of sickies thrown and/or people just saying …‘‘Work? ■■■■ it’’ 
I don’t do Monday’s so I’m sorted, and I don’t give a ■■■■ what’s on on Thursday I’ll be parked up at 6 Wed night to watch them beat Croatia at some bar and big screen. 
(Due to thread subject and some self righteous types on here about to jump in… …No I won’t be ■■■■■■ Wed night.)
Sounds good to me Rob.
I probably should have put my ‘snowflake disclaimer’, in the OP as although I’ve approached this topic from a controversial perspective there’s a semi serious message, in that we have to be more careful on Thursday and Monday, it’s a given we will all do this but be wary of those around you that aren’t. Especially pedestrians who may still be staggering around.
Ok that should satisfy the baying mob I’ll just wait for them to leave before the next paragraph.
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Right fork me if England win I’m gone be so hammered, doubt I’ll be able to find my truck let alone drive it, great opportunity to get some drunken ■■■■■ as well.
Speaking to a friend of mine who is also a traffic officer he reckons it’ll be a miracle if he can find anyone who’s more drunk than he is. He could have been joking though, but does give me a helping hand at times, quite literally as he and is wife are members of the same swingers club as my good self.
It’s ■■■■■■ Gnome lads…
Dipper_Dave:
Sounds good to me Rob.I probably should have put my ‘snowflake disclaimer’, in the OP as although I’ve approached this topic from a controversial perspective there’s a semi serious message, in that we have to be more careful on Thursday and Monday, it’s a given we will all do this but be wary of those around you that aren’t. Especially pedestrians who may still be staggering around.
Ok that should satisfy the baying mob I’ll just wait for them to leave before the next paragraph.
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Right fork me if England win I’m gone be so hammered, doubt I’ll be able to find my truck let alone drive it, great opportunity to get some drunken ■■■■■ as well.Speaking to a friend of mine who is also a traffic officer he reckons it’ll be a miracle if he can find anyone who’s more drunk than he is. He could have been joking though, but does give me a helping hand at times, literally as he and is wife are members of the same swingers club as my good self.
Love it
Dipper for the Prime Minister.
I hear there is an “opening”
AndieHyde:
Dipper for the Prime Minister.I hear there is an “opening”
If he won he would deserve applause, well I’d give him a warm hand on his entrance anyway.
I can’t believe he mentioned "semi " in his first post and he was only talking about football 
Statistics show that on a daily basis there is more crashes involving non drunk people than drunk people…
Say no more.
Could be a comprise, like say your allowed double the limit if your just randomly stopped or driving all over the shop and tugged for a blow.
It’s only if your involved in a collision that the actual lower limit applies.
Only for Thursday and Monday though obvs…
Maybe they could be declared Bank holidays so its a day off . Doppy May could curry favour with the workers ,
robroy:
If England win The World Cup on Sunday Dave, (praying as we speak
the whole [zb] country will be at a standstill with record number of sickies thrown and/or people just saying …‘‘Work? [zb] it’’I don’t do Monday’s so I’m sorted, and I don’t give a [zb] what’s on on Thursday I’ll be parked up at 6 Wed night to watch them beat Croatia at some bar and big screen.
(Due to thread subject and some self righteous types on here about to jump in…
What about Thursday morn
As long as us countryside types are allowed the rule if you crash and get recovered by the nearest farmer and clean up after yourself no need for a ban.
mrginge:
As long as us countryside types are allowed the rule if you crash and get recovered by the nearest farmer and clean up after yourself no need for a ban.
Wouldn’t that be: ‘One rule for one and one rule for the udder’.
See what I did, no ok I’ll get me goat…
malcolmgbell:
robroy:
If England win The World Cup on Sunday Dave, (praying as we speak
the whole [zb] country will be at a standstill with record number of sickies thrown and/or people just saying …‘‘Work? [zb] it’’I don’t do Monday’s so I’m sorted, and I don’t give a [zb] what’s on on Thursday I’ll be parked up at 6 Wed night to watch them beat Croatia at some bar and big screen.
(Due to thread subject and some self righteous types on here about to jump in…
What about Thursday morn
No…sorry to disappoint, not Thursday morning either.
I’m assuming you’re equating (and confusing) the phrase ‘‘Watching game in a bar’’ with …‘‘Getting rat arsed’’… where as I know the difference. 
But hey!, thanks for your concern. 
I won’t drink any more than my usual quota…just because a football match is on.
AndieHyde:
Dipper for the Prime Minister.I hear there is an “opening”
surely, even dipper would want to avoid that opening.
half the customers in my 2 local boozers don’t seem to realise there is a drink-drive limit…among them,a postman,‘professional’ drivers,a couple of bikers…some of these people just don’t give a ■■■■!