A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.
He dropped down into a pasture of cows.
The biggest, fattest cow was doing a crap there, and the bird landed in it.
At first he was disgusted, until he realised the ■■■ was thawing him out!
He started crying out for joy as the ice melted.
A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird and ate it
There are three morals to this story:
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Not everyone who gets you into ■■■■ is your enemy.
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Not everyone who gets you out of ■■■■ is your friend.
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If you are in ■■■■, keep your mouth shut.
